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Jewish World Review Jan. 31, 2005 / 21 Shevat, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Fox Sports said Tuesday the Super Bowl will use four cameras
embedded in the field. It's a view from the ground up. Janet
Jackson's wardrobe malfunction last year will seem like the good
old days if a cheerleader forgets to wear her underwear.
Downfall was nominated for Best Foreign Language movie by
the Academy Awards on Tuesday. It's a film about Adolf Hitler's
last ten days in the bunker which seeks to humanize him. Prince
Harry called it the Feel Good Movie of the Year.
The Al-Qaeda Reader will be published by Doubleday in April,
it was announced Saturday. It's a book which features the writings
of Osama bin Laden. Nobody knows what's inside the book but Mel
Brooks has already started composing the songs.
President Bush addressed the people of the Middle East
Wednesday on the Arab television network al-Jazeera. He warned
Iran to stay out of Iraq's election. No one wants to say he's a
villain in the Arab world, but al-Jazeera always has James Earl
Jones dub his voice into Arabic.
Hillary Clinton startled Democrats Tuesday by calling for
common ground with pro-lifers. She just denounced illegal
immigration. If Hillary keeps moving to the center she could cut
herself on the fence she installed in the middle of her bed.
The Supreme Court declined Monday to decide whether states
may offer license plates that read Choose Life. The idea hit one
little snag. Asking convicts to make a license plate inscribed
Choose Life is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
The Plaza Hotel in New York City announced it will close its
doors this June and convert its rooms and suites to condos.
Everyone should enjoy a weekend at this luxurious hotel. The
towels are so thick you can barely close your suitcase.
Bill Clinton told reporters after the Inauguration Thursday
that his health is great. He looks tired and depressed. Doctors
usually tell men who have heart conditions that they must choose
between Viagra and survival, and he's thinking it over.
The Congressional Black Caucus met President Bush Thursday.
They wanted more aid to minorities, free health care and
guaranteed pensions. The meeting went well until they demanded
that Detroit receive its fair share of tsunami relief money.
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