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February 13, 2012
Binyamin Rose: Back to the Bunker: How a life-risking act by a Christian family during the Holocaust saved a family and built a thriving community a world away
Danielle Kurtzleben: The Peace Process is over. Finally
Susan Johnston: The Myth of Economic Inequality
Menachem Wecker: Business Schools Teach Real Estate Despite Troubled Housing Market
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Farro Salad: An ancient grain is now new again as the base of a tasty tangle of flavorsome vegetables, chickpeas and salami
February 10, 2012
Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: The biblical case against small-mindedness involved diminishing His precious prophet
Caroline B. Glick: The Peace Process is over. Finally
Lisa M. Krieger: Man with defibrillator demands access to his own heart's information
David G. Savage: Why activists may not be in a hurry to have High Court rule on alternative marriage
Rachel Koning Beals: Gen X Women Continue to Shrink Gender Investing Gap
The Kosher Gourmet by Faith Durand: Who Says You Can't Make Restaurant Favorites at Home?: MANGO AND STICKY RICE
February 9, 2012
Jeff Strickler: An argument a day keeps the divorce away, they say
Clifford D. May: CAIR's Crusade against The Third Jihad
Melissa Healy: Study finds jolt to the brain boosts memory
Laura McMullen: 10 Least Expensive Public Schools for Out-of-State Students
Kimberly Palmer: How to actually enjoy -- relaxing, financially -- your vacation
Emily Brandon: 10 Necessities for a Great Retirement Spot
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Winter Squash and Red Swiss Chard Risotto is Colorful Cozy Cold Weather Fare (includes detailed dos and don'ts)
February 8, 2012
Rivy Poupko Kletenik: Tree hostility: The auspicious history of the evolution of Tu B'Shevat
Steven Emerson: Planting Trees is Racist?!
Warren Richey: Why momentous Prop. 8 ruling might not satisfy gay-rights groups
Anne Applebaum: Russia's Potemkin democracy
Menachem Wecker: Though Controversial, LL.M.'s Can Lead to Specialized Legal Jobs
Emily Brandon: 10 Necessities for a Great Retirement Spot
The Kosher Gourmet byDana Velden: Going to the bother of making soup? You know it better be good. This CREAM OF TOMATO SOUP certainly is! And it's a cinch to make, too (Includes techinques and serving secrets)
February 7, 2012
Kathleen Hennessey and Christi Parsons: Obama not worried that birth-control move will hurt his re-election chances with Catholics, other faithful
Caroline B. Glick: Obama's rhetorical storm
Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Caught off-guard? President's Super Bowl interview with Matt Lauer gives those who need a reason not to vote for him, a darn good one
Suzanne Bohan: Leaping lizards! Tiny reptiles advancing robot design
David Francis: How to Avoid an IRS Audit
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen: These homemade energy bars (3 recipes) are far better workout fuel than commercial ones, packing power and taste
February 6, 2012
Scott Peterson: Iran's top ayatollah: We're trumping the West
Jonathan Tobin: Iran Threatens Israel With Destruction, But the New York Times Doesn't Hear It
Jeffrey Fleishman: In newly democratic Egypt, tens of democracy activists jailed, to stand trial; their groups are 'threatening the stability of the homeland'
Julie Deardorff : Researchers say antioxidants may not be that effective and could do more harm than good
Philip Moeller: Where Smart Investors Put Their Money
Mark Clayton: How did Anonymous hackers eavesdrop on FBI and Scotland Yard?
The Kosher Gourmet by Joseph Erdos: Vegetable Frittata --- leftovers never tasted so scrumptious
February 3, 2012
Rabbi Dr. Warren Goldstein: Living with ideals --- in reality
Caroline B. Glick: Fool me twice
Jonathan Tobin : Adelsonphobia Strikes in Nevada Caucus
Edmund Sanders : Israeli official says Iran is creating missile that could reach East Coast of US
Kimberly Palmer : 8 Ways to Get Ready for Retirement Now
Victoria Kim: Immigrant-smuggling ring used black drivers to avoid racial profiling
The Kosher Gourmet by Faith Durand: A quick cookie recipe: Hazelnut and Olive Oil Shortbread: Sweet, Nutty, and Savory
February 2, 2012
Rabbi Yaakov Rosenblatt : Welcome Home, Governor Perry
Jim Carney: Wrong number call may have saved her life
Reza Kahlili : Ex-CIA spy in Iran's Revolutionary Guard: What Obama doesn't grasp about striking deals with Tehran
Kelsey Sheehy : 5 Tips for Choosing an M.B.A. Concentration
Rachel Koning Beals : Investors Increasingly Tap Social Media for Stock Tips
Tina Susman: For woodchuck rescuer, every day is Groundhog Day
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross : Savory vegetable pie is a taste of European bistro with minimal effort and maximal flavor
February 1, 2012
Nara Schoenberg: What to do when you've been dissed
Michelle Malkin: First, They Came for the Catholics
Brian Bennett: US officials see increasing threat of domestic attack from Iran
Lisa M. Krieger: Possible breakthrough in preventing Alzheimer's
Emily Brandon: How to Take Advantage of New 401(k) Fee Disclosures
Susan Johnston: 5 Apps for Organizing Your Expenses at Tax Time
The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali: The famed chef's Broccoli and White Bean Soup can easily be a lunch in itself, or a nice antipasto --- and is hard to mess up
January 31, 2012
Paul Greenberg: Separation of Church and State works two ways
Caroline B. Glick: Hamas and the Washington establishment
Frank J. Gaffney Jr.: Uncle Sam is joining in efforts to crack down on Islamists' critics
Danielle Kurtzleben: The 10 Worst Cities for Finding a Job
Laura McMullen: 3 Tips to Overcome a Bad Grade in College
The Kosher Gourmet by Faith Durand: Orzo dish mixes plump, chewy grains with caramelized onions, garlic, mushrooms and sweet potato
January 30, 2012
Rabbi Avi Shafran: Blind faith and physics
Paul Richter and Ramin Mostaghim: Misreading Teheran's limits -- deadly and economically devastating as they may be -- is a risk administration, Europe seem willing to take
Suzanne Bohan: Warning: Nap-deprived tots missing more than sleep, study finds
Meg Handley: Banks Revamping Rewards Programs to Woo Customers
Menachem Wecker: 3 Do's and Don'ts for Healthy Studying in College
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Butternut Squash Gratin with Tomato Fondue is a combination of the sweet and creamy
January 27, 2012
Rabbi Berel Wein: What Pharaoh can teach us sophisticates about being stubborn
Caroline B. Glick: Obama: Of course I intend to prevent a nuclear holocaust . . . in a few months
Yochonon Donn: In liberal New York City, fervently-Orthodox Jews may soon be getting a district to call their own
Jeannine Stein: An inflated ego and thinking you're 'all that' doesn't just make others sick of you, it can make you ill
Katy Hopkins: New budget rules may affect how much money you get for college
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen: Barigoule is a light and tangy dish of artichoke hearts stewed in white wine
January 26, 2012
Jonathan Tobin: Newt the closet anti-Semite?
Ed Koch: To the New York Times, calling for the murder of Jews by those capable of having their incitement taken seriously isn't news
Martin Peretz: One Year Later: The Failure of the Arab Spring
Rachel Koning Beals: Need to Know info before investing in Muni Bonds this year
Jeannine Stein: Mental illness struck one in five U.S. adults in 2010: Report
The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross: Curried Coconut Carrot Soup. Need we say more?
January 25, 2012
Andrew Silow-Carroll: Speak politics the Jewish way!
Richard Simon: House passes two bills endorsing the use of religious symbols at military memorials
Fred Weir: Putin: Multiethnic Russia cannot survive as a US-style 'melting pot'; must find its own way
Susan Johnston: 5 Sneaky Coupon Strategies Consumers Should Watch Out For
Menachem Wecker: Adding an extra 'm' -- marriage -- to that M.B.A.
Melissa Healy: Harnessing shrooms' magic
The Kosher Gourmet by Hilary Meyer: 3 Secrets Leave All of the Comfort in this 'Comfort Food', but few of the Calories
January 24, 2012
Carol Clark: The price of your soul: How your brain decides whether to 'sell out'
Caroline B. Glick: America lost most in 'Arab Spring'. Sadly, many voters still don't grasp the extent
Warren Richey: Drug criminal scores win in GPS ruling from conservative-leaning high court
Jada A. Graves: 6 Careers to Watch in 2012
Jason Koebler: Who Should Have Access to Student Records?
Erika Bolstad: Black conservatives gather to talk about gaining strength
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: This luscious fruit bread marries toasted pecans with juicy pears. Perfect with a pot of tea
January 23, 2012
Melissa Dribben: Jewish voters to play a key role in Florida's Republican primary
Stephanie Hanes: Toddlers to tweens: Relearning how to play
Jack Kelly : Still ignoring history
Rachel Koning Beals: Awkward Questions You Must Ask Your Financial Adviser
Jordan Rau: In quest to grow, Catholic hospital system will announce this morning its break from church
Ali Safi: U.S. envoy gives Taliban terms for peace talks
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen: Spanakopita is a golden pie that manages to be healthy yet still taste indulgent
January 19, 2012
Clifford D. May: How terrorists lose their stigma
Suzanne Bohan: Vanquishing social anxieties without drugs
Lisa Fernandez and Sean Webby: In alternative lifestyle, domestic violence means men as victims and women being abusers
Danielle Kurtzleben: The 10 Best Cities for Finding a Job
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Three bean soup with gremolata
January 18, 2012
Edward I. Koch: Why the Crocodile Tears, Hillary?
David G. Savage: Supreme Court to Principals: You have been warned
George Friedman of Stratfor: Iran, the U.S. and the Strait of Hormuz Crisis
Jason Koebler: 'Holy Grail' of Flu Vaccines by Next Year
Alex M. Parker: The Off-the-Radar Congressional Targets of 2012
The Kosher Gourmet by Susan Russo: Got soft apples? Make Apple-Maple Walnut Breakfast Quinoa
January 17, 2012
Frank J. Gaffney Jr.: No-kidding red lines: U.S. response to an Iranian nuke may be bluster, but Israel's won't be
David G. Savage: They sued their principals after slandering them online --- now the cases are headed to the Supreme Court
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: Believe it or not, your cuppa joe offers potential health perks
David Francis: Where to Invest in 2012: With stocks expected to rebound, opportunity abounds for investors
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen: Eleventh-Hour Freezer Pasta, Made Interesting: Ravioli with romesco sauce; Tortellini salad with apples and walnuts
January 13, 2012
Chief Rabbi Dr. Warren Goldstein: Expansion Of Spirit (PROFOUND yet UPLIFTING)
Ben Lynfield: Israeli lawmakers move to annex Jewish Judea, one museum at a time
Rachel Koning Beals:Top Complaints About Daily Deal Sites --- how to avoid missteps
Alexia Elejalde-Ruiz: Thriving through touch: Gentle massage helps older people with low mobility improve in mind and body
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Braised Oxtail Stew with Olives
January 12, 2012
Warren Richey: Landmark Supreme Court ruling a 'resounding win' for religious groups
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January 11, 2012
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Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2003 / 22 Kislev, 5764

‘Joan of Arcadia’: The latest TV show to cheapen — and abuse — religion

By Elliot B. Gertel


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http://www.jewishworldreview.com | Joan of Arcadia is CBS' replacement saint for Touched By An Angel. Joan has finer writers and a more versatile cast than Touched ever had, but it is monotheism's worst nightmare.

Not surprisingly, the new series has been hailed as a masterpiece by critics and writers on religion who want to see religion represented "positively" in the media. But no one has considered the cost to religion that will be exacted by every episode of this show that runs. My prayer is that it will not run for long. Maybe the rhetoric of those who put down religion in the name of "spirituality" needs to be heard ad nauseum until it is recognized for the trite and misleading nonsense that it is.

In the series' debut episode, written by producer Barbara Hall, sixteen-year-old Joan (played by Amber Tamblyn, an expressive and thoughtful young actress) receives an epiphany from the Divine in the form of a heart-throb a few years her senior whom she eyes on the bus to school.

At first, she walks away from him when he tries to divert her from the schoolyard and tells her that he is the Almighty. After all, he looks like her "dream date," and she has trouble trusting someone who makes such claims. She asks him if he is really the "Tower of Babel, burning bush, Ten Commandments G-d." He proves it by recalling promises she made when she prayed for her older brother (now a paraplegic) to live after a car accident. (But who wouldn't assume that she would have prayed for her brother and probably made promises?)

Right away we are introduced to the character of the Divine in the Gospel According to Ms. Hall. "So you let my brother live and now you're here to collect?" Joan asks. The Divine gets the best lines: "I don't bargain. That would be cruel." When asked by Joan if she will be struck by lightning if she refuses to obey the Deity, the Almighty asks, "Where do you people get this stuff? Have I ever made anybody burst into flames."

Yet the Divine does have an opinion on Hebrew Scriptures: "I come off a little friendlier in the New Testament and the Koran," He says.

The series' first episode was recently rebroadcast, and I was told that some Jewish teens who watched it recognized immediately the assault on the Scriptures that they had recently spent time learning and growing to love in preparation for their bar and bat mitzvahs. I admire their perceptiveness. But where are the sensibilities of the show's writing staff?

Joan of Arcadia tells us quite clearly, and from the outset, that it purports to be television scripture, and fires shots instantly and nastily on the earliest scriptures of the three major monotheistic faiths.

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The series' laid back deity who is embarrassed by Hebrew Scriptures does seem, at first, to adopt a biblical stance on representation of the Creator. "I'm beyond your experience," He tells Joan. "I take this form because you're comfortable with it. I don't look like this. I don't look like anything you'd recognize. I don't sound like this. I don't sound like anything you'd recognize. You see, I'm beyond your experience. I take this form because you're comfortable with it. And if I'm snippy, it's because you understand snippy. I'm really not snippy. I've got a great personality. You'd like me."

Yet, in the very first episode writer Hall, representing the staff concept of the show, primes the Friday night audience to conceive of the Almighty as a deity that uses human beings as avatars or incarnations. Joan relates to her divine pal that it is "kind of weird" that she has a crush on him. "I'm not going to look like this the next time. I'm going to be dropping in on you. I need you to do some errands." This deity appears as cafeteria workers and children, line workers and delivery people. Men and women and boys and girls start appearing to Joan and "talking G-d" with her. "I'm not appearing to you," the first manifestation, the heart-throb one, says, in language obviously intended to appease the orthodox. "You are seeing me."

The writers go to great lengths to give "scientific" basis to the many-walking-incarnations (or avatars)-of-deity approach. In the first episode, Hall has Joan go to her slightly younger science whiz brother who validates her multi-oracular experience by observing: "Everything is energy, and energy can manifest itself in any form, depending on its rate of vibration."

What we have here is a god who is restless energy and who wants to connect with certain individuals in order, writer Hart Hanson tells us in the second episode, to set into motion a chain reaction of good connections that can catch criminals (as in the first episode), get youngsters to realize their potential (second episode) and own up to the consequences of their actions (third episode) and, perhaps, quickly redeem the world (the first reunion movie?). G-d, we are told, is "making connections."

Particularly irksome is the way the series writers latch on to religious concepts in order to undermine biblical language and teachings. "Just because I speak," G-d says at the beginning of the second episode, written by Hart Hanson, "doesn't mean that anyone will listen." We are told that this divine-incarnation-du-jour has such a cavalier attitude toward Divine revelation out of deference to "free will." Yet biblical literature is filled with references to prophets called against their will.

The Joan-deity observes later that it does not even resort to favoritism in choosing prophets. But what about the famous — and perplexing — but classical Divine statement in Scripture: "I will favor [or show grace to] whom I will favor" (Exodus 33:19)?

Had the writers tried to grapple creatively with these (admittedly) difficult and, at first blush, even troublesome concepts, and not simply replaced them with New Age fluff, they might have opened an authentic discussion. But their multi-personal deity is a self-help parrot, doling out this advice (which I quote verbatim): "Stop underachieving. Stop squandering the potential I gave you. Have some pride in order to be humble because 'Humility isn't actually humility unless you're good enough to be humble.'" In other words, one cannot even be humble until one is successful (by Hollywood standards?).

Needless to say, such a deity has no interest in religion whatsoever. When Joan protests in the first episode, "I'm not religious, you know," Barbara Hall has G-d respond: "It's not about religion. It's about fulfilling your nature." In the third episode, Hall has an incarnation tell Joan that the best metaphor for life is chess. There are consequences for one's choices, especially if one wants to get in with the "cool" crowd. One should not play another person's game, but rather one's own game. What about the biblical demand that G-d's will be done above one's own?

Joan does not come across as good at playing her own game, especially in the way she responds to the Divine. She is more like Noah than Abraham. She never cries out against injustice. She does not stick up for others, and certainly does not take every opportunity to advocate for her brother's recovery.

In its present, nascent form, the series is locked in a struggle between New Age claptrap and attachment to (or at least nostalgia for) classical biblical religion. The struggle is actually represented well in Joan's mother's encounters with a priest at outdoor church events. The writers make it clear that she will never meet him in the church, whether in his office or in the confessional booth, because her "upbringing" was Catholic but not her current faith.

Writer Hall's priest scenes are good and thoughtful, and each one obviously represents some last ditch, desperate effort to reconnect with the old faith. Thinking of her paraplegic son, the mother asks: "Is it wrong to pray for a personal miracle?" She has already collected a slew of material on "chakra energy" healing" and the like. The priest responds: "I think prayer can never hurt, as long as you understand you may not recognize the answer right away. Most miracles occur in hindsight." The priest is not depicted as a double talker; he gets some thoughtful lines. Yet Mom always responds with something like: How come I never feel better after talking to you? She always stuffs money into the nearest charity receptacle and runs, as if to hedge her bets.

In the same episode, however, police chief dad is forced to work with a psychic during a kidnapping case and is convinced that he has success with the case using standard police procedures, even though a couple of facts, but far from all, match the psychic's visions. Joan's older, disabled brother jokes that the psychic whispered in his ear that he would dance at his wedding, but that, then again, the same psychic said that "Joan has a special conection to the universe, so go figure." Does writer/producer Barbara Hall wink to the audience here that psychics and god-people are comparable phenomena? After all, she has the resident wise man, Joan's younger science whiz brother, suggest, using that old chess metaphor, that a psychic may just be several moves ahead of most of us and read the chess board better than we do.

Joan of Arcadia is really two series. It is, as family drama, one of the best acted and best written ever. How could acting go wrong with a cast like Joe Mantegna and Mary Steenburgen? The teen actors, Tamblyn as Joan, Jason Ritter as her nineteen-year-old wheelchair-bound brother Kevin, and Michael Welch as her fifteen-year-old intellectual brother Luke, are also phenomenal. Steenburgen achieves levels of maternal tenderness and warmth, especially in her scenes with Ritter, that are among the best ever presented in the television or film media. Her talents have never been as well-utilized in any role. The touch of having her character work at the high school, where Mother can eye her children in their interactions with others, is a stroke of writing genius that brings even more versatility to Steenburgen's performance. The story lines related to Joe Mantegna's father/police chief are top grade. Particularly sweet are the scenes in which Mom tells her oldest, paralyzed son that "walking is over-rated," and gets him a car. These scenes were written by Hart Hanson, who is also a producer.

But, and it pains me, as clergy, to say it, the G-d-stuff in this show is dreadful. The theme song asks, "What if G-d was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home?" In the second episode, written by Hanson, a god-person corrects Joan for using the expression "anti-climatic" instead of the word, "anti-climactic," observing that the former term means being against the weather. Yet the series sends a bad grammatical message in the theme song, where the subjunctive, "What if G-d were one of us," is expunged. Far worse, however, is the very notion that the Divine could be several "slobs" among us, for that would imply that some slobs were divine — that is, superior, at least for a while — and some were not.

Joan of Arcadia makes a large general audience amenable (and even "Amen"-able) to New Age doctrines. It is as effective a pictorial assault on the monotheistic faiths--Jewish, Christian and Islamic--as Alice Bailey could have hoped for. Alice Bailey was a founder of the New Age Movement in the early twentieth century who preached that the monotheistic religions, and especially the Jews, were holding back a new astrological age. Humanity, she taught, must look to a "hierarchy of liberated souls" or avatars instead of to the old G-d of the Hebrews (and Christians and Muslims). In America, these avatar doctrines have been adapted by both white and black racist groups.

Joan of Arcadia makes such doctrines palatable in its images of god-avatars and in its use of New Age rhetoric about "energy" to explain their proliferation. It cushions mischievous and undermining theological rhetoric in an affecting and engaging family drama. The public has, of late, been ambivalent about family dramas, ignoring them by and large, but declaring a need for them. Will substitute religion guide them to this drama? Or will they recognize the exploitation of religious terminology? And if they don't recognize the danger signals here, what will that do to the religious climate of our society? How far will this show go, literally, toward altering the state of religious discourse in America?

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Contributing writer Elliot B. Gertel, JWR's resident media maven, is a Conservative rabbi based in Chicago. His latest book is "Over the Top Judaism: Precedents and Trends in the Depiction of Jewish Beliefs and Observances in Film and Television". (Click HERE to purchase. Sales help fund JWR.) Comment by clicking here.

© 2003, Elliot B. Gertel