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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 30, 2005 / 28 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

Bush vs Clinton: Who Made the Grade?

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | How do fishermen know when it's time to go fishing? They take a poll.


In the absence of major catastrophe, news will be light. How many times can you watch the majestic, glistening tree signifying the arrival of Christmas at Rockefeller Center? How many times can you see "It's a Wonderful Life" until so many brain cells die not even the Red Cross will accept your thinking organ as a donation?


There's one thing that never grows old…That's taking presidential polls. It's well into fall and Report Cards are due. It's time to grade President Bush on his job. Just to make it interesting, let's compare him to President Clinton at the same point in his second term. Maybe Babs and Daddy Bush will show up with Georgie for his Parent-Voter Conference.


(I weaseled out of flunking the third grade. I pled "elementary insanity"! )


GRADES


  • COMMUNICATIONS:

    Bush C
    He got his message through in the debates, but has gone AWOL at crucial times when he needed to pump the war and his econonomic strategies. His style may not be polished, but he comes off as a real person and NOT a phony. Can you say Kerry and Gore? He brought out a whole "barrel of whoopass" in both face to face debates.


    Clinton B
    Gets A's for style but a C for content. He won reelection with charisma, and a sense of victimization that many Americans identified with, but failed to provide content in many areas especially in the advancement of National Security.

  • POLLS:

    Bush D
    Appears at times not to care about polls. That's a mistake. You're in politics, for God's sake. In order for your policies to work, you need support. That takes communication, recognition and effort. It's part of the job!


    Clinton B
    A man who relied on polls over any other thing, security, morals, truth, and duty. He lived and died by the polls, and it worked in the short term.

  • RELIANCE ON POLLS:

    Bush B
    Even though Dubya didn't work the polls well, to his credit he didn't let the polls dictate his decisions, especially on National Security.


    Clinton F
    Became a total slave to the polls, and this was before he was impeached. Bubba let the polls scare him off of nailing Bin Ladin the 10 times he had a chance. Instead, he went through the fruitless time-wasting process of indicting Osama. Osama burst a kidney from laughing uncontrollably over this cowardly effort. Bill gets NO MERCY for forsaking his country for his own selfish dreams of a legacy.

  • ECONOMY:

    Bush B
    Despite war, stuck to tax cut initiative. Economy is strong, but deficit is large. CAN SOMEBODY SHOW THE PRESIDENT HOW TO VETO A SPENDING BILL? STAT!


    Clinton B
    Wisely signed the Welfare Reform from a Republican Congress. Ironically, that will work for the Republicans since the Nuevo rich will rebel AGAINST the greedy hands of the IRS and vote Republican. Brilliantly took credit for economy based on Republican initiatives. Conveniently forgets about bubble burst in last months of second term preferring to blame his problems on Bush.

  • HOMELAND SECURITY:

    Bush B
    Gets high marks after the 9/11. Dubya gets somewhat of a mulligan because no President would have been ready given the neglect of all Presidents since 1979 and especially Clinton in his two scandal ridden terms. Notably there have been no terrorist attacks on the US mainland for 4 ¼ years since 9/11. Says something about the best defense is your offense. Seems he has terrorists bogged down in Baghdad and Kabul, not Boston or Kentucky. Now, WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL ON OUR BORDERS?? There's no defense for not putting up a fence.


    Clinton F
    Terrorists trained in the USA under Clinton's dysfunctional FBI headed up by his pick Louie Freeh. Bubba ignored and despised the CIA, as well as installed a completely useless AG, Janet Reno. Completely missed the relevance of attacks on US soil, embassies, and ships but above all, Osama's declaration of war against the US, Jews, and allies.

  • COAT-TAILS:

    Bush A
    Better than his own campaigning skills which have been underrated by opponents and supporters alike is Bush's ability to get other Republicans elected, nationally and Statewide.


    Clinton F
    There's good and bad about being a Teflon President. The 1994 elections could have been the biggest blow to the Democrats since the assassination of JFK led to 4 Republican Presidents before Dubya beat Bubba's #2 ALGORE.


    Final grades:

    Bush: A, 3Bs, C, D

    Clinton: 3Bs, C, 3Fs


    You do the math! Goes to show, "if you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort."

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