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July 2, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The hallmark of a person

Abe Novick: Up, up, and aliya

July 1, 2009

Rabbi Avi Shafran: The Road Taken

The Kosher Gourmet by Marialisa Calta: Get into the holiday spirit with these Star-Spangled desserts

June 30, 2009

Rabbi Binyomin Ginsberg: What makes a great parent?

Caroline B. Glick: Ideologue-in-Chief

June 29, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Beware of 'Caveat Emptor'

Steven Emerson: ACLU pushing for more money for Hamas

June 26, 2009

Rabbi Yoni Posnick: Learn the secret to a healthy marriage from a scriptural villain

Caroline B. Glick: Barack Obama vs. International Law

June 25, 2009

Rabbi Shimon Apisdorf: The Absurd Power of Truth

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkle's strip: Everything's Relative

June 24, 2009

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Advancement of technology is a wake-up call for humanity

The Kosher Gourmet by Andrea Weigl: Summer on a stick: Making frozen treats can be easy, creative and fun

June 23, 2009

Martin M. Bodek: 'On Surnames': And so, We Begin

Caroline B. Glick: The Obama Effect

June 22, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Working for a corrupt firm

N. Richard Greenfield : Where are American Jews?

June 19, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Emotion v. intellect

Caroline B. Glick: Israel's rare opportunity

June 18, 2009

Jonathan Rosenblum: Sometimes it is more essential to define the nature of evil than good

Jordan "Gorf" Gorfinkle's strip: Everything's Relative

June 17, 2009

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The Language of Confusion

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: Nothing pleases Dad more than a thick, juicy onion-smothered steak. Add home-Baked Potato Chips and …

June 16, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Career v. Careersism

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's losing streak and Israel

Richard Z. Chesnoff: ‘Palestinians’: Never Missing an Opportunity …

June 15, 2009

Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu: How Judea and Samaria can become 'Palestine'

Daniel Pipes: Where Netanyahu's speech failed

June 12, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: Some big thoughts about not acting so big

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's High Commissioner

June 11, 2009

Victor Davis Hanson: Our historically challenged President

Mitch Albom: Beware the True Believers

Lewis Grossberger: What we learn from the new Hitler photos

June 10, 2009

Mort Zuckerman: What Obama and his advisors won't -- or refuse to -- grasp about Israel and the Muslim world

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Lotsa pasta: Tips, techniques and (amazing) taste

June 9, 2009

Anne Bayefsky: Obama's stunning offense to Israel and the Jewish people

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: America's first Muslim president?

June 8, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Merchant must take responsibility for careless shopper?

Mark Steyn: A superpower that feeds on mediocrity cannot survive for long on leftovers from the past

Richard Z. Chesnoff: How do you say 'kumbaya' in Arabic?

June 5, 2009

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: In quest of spirituality

Caroline B. Glick: Obama's Arabian dreams

Charles Krauthammer: The Settlements Myth

June 4, 2009

Paul Greenberg: The War Comes to Little Rock

The Kosher Gourmet by Judy Hevrdejs: Splash it on! Tap your inner jazz musician and improvise when stirring up a vinaigrette

June 3, 2009

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Q. Should terrible teacher be exposed?

Jonathan Rosenblum: The Israel Lobby: Missing in Action

June 2, 2009

Dennis Prager: The Speech President Obama Won't Dare Give in Egypt

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Pressure on Israel raises war risk

Oct. 29, 2003
Mortimer B. Zuckerman: Graffiti On History's Walls (MUST-READ!)

Jewish World Review Nov. 21, 2008 / 23 Mar-Cheshvan 5769

It's That 90's Show starring Bill and Hil

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Now we know what Barack meant by "change" and "hope."


With his impending appointment of Hillary to Secretary of State, he's created the umpteenth version of "Back to the Future." Obama has reinvented the rerun, political style. Now that's change the far left can believe in!


There is no "I" in team, but there are four in stupid selfish idiots


Incompetence is in reach! Clintonites are leaking even before Hillary's acceptance speech. Bill is looking forward to vetting a whole new group of Obama girl interns. Scandals are being set in motion as I write. Hide those presidential cigars!


Here's how bad the Clintons want this. Bill has agreed to come clean.


A Republican committing similar stuff as Bill would warrant 25 to 40 in a medium security prison. And we're talking about acts taken AFTER Bill's presidency. Bubba's taken millions from foreign powers of varying degree of friendliness to the USA and petitioned on their behalf without registering as a lobbyist.


But we live in double standard land, so Hillary will float through the Dem Controlled cesspool currently known as "the congress."


Does President Obama realize the quicksand he's firmly planting his skinny legs in? The Clintons are a lot of things, but team players they ain't. It's always about them and always will be.


The Clintons will be the only visitors to be searched on their way out of the White House.


Run like a Marxist, govern like a Lincoln


The philosophy of appointing political enemies to one's cabinet is attributed to Honest Abe. However, Barack hasn't factored in the previous behaviors of Bill and Hillary. They don't serve anyone but themselves.


While Obama will have free reign over an almost filibuster-proof congress he'll be constantly sabotaged by his Clinton-laden Cabinet from Hillary and Bill to Rohm.


Add that to the appointment of the Clinton justice department remixed. The anointed AG, Eric Holder, reminds us of the Clinton's Justice Department's many failures.



  • Deputy attorney general to Janet Reno, Jamie Gorelick, invented the "wall" eliminating communication between our intelligence agencies in 1995, thus aiding terrorists in their clandestine road to 9/11.

  • The massacre of approximately 80 men, women, and children in Waco Texas

  • Giving Bill the green light to pardon Marc Rich, a man who could personally help bail out GM with the 48 million he stole from the US Treasury.

  • Preparing the indictment of Osama bin Laden, who ruptured a kidney from laughing so hard when he found out about it.


What's ironic is most of the protests aren't coming from the right.


Barack Obama has wrought leftist's wrath by reincarnating the Clintons under his banner. Lefties are whining like stuck pigs on the southpaw blogs. After what the McCain peeps did to Sarah, I feel their pain.


I predict that soon into his first term, Barack will look into his mirror and ask, "What was I thinking?" By then we'll be well into the continuing soap opera that are the Clintons.


If Obama's smart Hillary's first mission will be to send her to meet with al-Qaeda Numero deuce, Dr. Zawahiri. She can personally deliver the memo about change and hope from President Obama. Then she can serve the bad doctor with an Eric Holden Hate Crime Indictment for lumping Barack with those other "House Negroes," Condi and General Powell.


While Clinton's Fleetwood Mac theme included the catchy advice, "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow…" Obama seems to have adopted the phrase, "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday…" from the Beatles.


By the way; Missouri, where I live and write, went for McCain/Palin. That was the first time the Show-Me state has voted against the presidential winner since 1956 and second since 1900.


Yes, I humbly take the credit for their Show Me State success.

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