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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov 1, 2011 / 4 Mar-Cheshvan, 5772

Barack Obama: Our perfect president

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Don't believe me? Just ask Obama. In an ABC Jake Tapper interview our President said, "I've made all the right choices." Self-grading translations? A+++. Now that's a big improvement over the B+/A- he gave himself after his first year. Barack wouldn't lie to us peons, would he? So let's take the 'tude of trusting him until proven otherwise and explore his massive accomplishments:


  • Stimulus 1 and 2 - Way back in 2009 when the Dems held the Congress and the White House, Barry demanded a $trillion stimulus be passed, promising that our then unacceptable 7.5% unemployment would never go above 8%. Seems he was right in that our unemployed sped so fast past to 10%, festering around the 9.1% level that no one remembers it at the 8% level. Grade: A+++

  • Shovel-ready jobs - Having promised the stimulus $trillion to quickly enable the thousands of jobs just waiting for a shovel, we were excited-except almost nothing happened. Two years later Obama was caught joking about the lack of these infrastructure fixes. For those of you haters who think you've been shoveled a load of BS, It's not Barry's fault! Just within the last day, Dear Leader has noted America has lost its edge, ambition and imagination. Shovels be damned-it's our fault! Grade A+++

  • Demonizing Wall Street Bankers AKA Jews - Oh boy, here's an easy one for Obama. Who doesn't hate Jews-I mean Wall Street-silly me? Forget the real reason the economy tanked was the entirely Dem-controlled subprime mortgage fiasco that forced banks to sell bad mortgages. One California occupier, Patricia MacAllister, amazingly fired for her anti-Semitic rants, pointed out "The Jews have been run out of 109 countries and it's time we run them out of this one." BTW, she's black and is immune from racism. We're gonna let the Libiot Jews grade Obama here. JStreet wants to know if there's a grade above A+++.

  • Obama, the great friend of Israel - How could he not be? Didn't the wise Jews of America give him millions? Didn't almost 80% of them vote for him? Didn't Barry say Jerusalem was to be the united Jewish Capitol of the State of Israel? So what if he's now demanded Israel move back to indefensible borders, cutting said 3,250-year-old Capitol into a Jewish and Jew-hater city? C'mon he loves the Jews, just like his tutors Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan said he should. Grade A+++ plus an autographed copy of the Koran from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

  • Racial Justice - Here our Dear Leader gets help. After all, there's only one of him to spread the hate--I mean love--between Americans. His choice for DOJ head, Eric Holder upholds all Obama's visions on race relations. We know this because Eric's boss has never openly disagreed with him, even as he dropped charges on the anti-white, anti-Semitic, pro-Muslim New Black Panthers for obstructing a voting poll in Philadelphia , something they admitted. Another A+++!

  • Fast and Furious - Another assist goes to Holder here; even though you'd think he'd take all the credit for himself. After all, here's the perfect blame-Bush scenario. Yep, it started under Dubya, but getting American guns into the hands of the Mexican drug cartels was an especially brilliant ploy by the DOJ and Homeland Security. It only got one or two US Border Patrollers killed using guns our brilliant officials gave them. Amazingly though, Eric is trying to give the credit for knowing about this to his boss, Barack Obama, who claimed to have known about it months before Eric knew. O gets A+++ and for his modesty, Holder gets a signed copy of Communist Manifesto from George Soros.

  • Arab Spring - Here's Obama's shining moment. He managed to abet revolutions across the face of northern Africa-- Tunisia , Egypt and Libya . Dear Leader was seemingly distracted in Iran where those in the population wanted to end the America-hater's anti-Semitic Sharia rule, but who's counting that? By the way, Tunisia and Egypt are headed for radical Muslim rule as the thirty-year Israeli-Egyptian peace is in the throes of a violent end. One more note: Just a week after Khadafi, (who Ann Coulter referred to as Bush's bitch) was murdered in captivity; the al-Qaeda flag was flying above the Libyan banner on an official Libyan government building. Obama at his best! A+++ and Muammar's friendship ring from Farrakhan ripped off his finger as he was being assassinated. Rumor has it the ring was given to Khadafi for his work killing 270 mostly American kids on Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie , Scotland . That showed us "wicked" Americans, eh Louie?

  • Ending the Bush Doctrine - Even without Sarah Palin's expertise on the subject, most know Obama ran against Bush's foreign policy. Yet, this one is difficult. It's hard to see where he's changed it. He even publicized time-lines to pull out the troops and is running just a little late on closing Gitmo. But hey, his drone killings of major Jihadists have outdone Bush even if it is a continuation of his policies. This is a tough one. Sorry O. You only get an A++ an autographed Dick Cheney book.

Obama recently asserted that Americans have lost their imagination. I think this column negates the above. I let mine run roughshod.

However, the load of grading O with all those perfect grades will weigh heavy on my shoulders forever. Now I know what a burden it is to go through life on a lie without media, friends, actors or other politicians to keep me honest.

President Obama, my sympathy for you is only exceeded by my regret of your election.

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