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America: You VILL show me your PAPERS!
So much for all the "hope and change, post-racial presidency" nonsense. The empty suit in office has a list of those of us he considers naughty, not nice. In his Messianic Complex, which takes up the area between the Teleprompters, he's considering ordering Santa to leave a lump of solar panel in the socks of those of us stupid enough to have gotten on his bad side. We are now illegitimate in his eyes, unworthy of our US citizenship.
That brings up the "Birther" issue.
For those in Doomore, MO a "Birther" is someone who believes our president wasn't born in the USA and is ineligible to serve.
Based on the evidence, I believe the biggest birther of all is, in fact, President Barack Obama. He believes most of us are unqualified to be Americans. We're in his way. We're saying not just no, but "HELL NO!" Below is a list of those of us who Dear Leader sees as illegitimate Americans:
The wealthy, unless they're Dem Donors.
Cops, especially from Cambridge, who tried to save a Black Hahvad professor's home.
The Military-can't vote without the ballots sent overseas. Is there an AG in this government who will enforce the law?
Sarah Palin.
Whites who are victims of campaign crimes by blacks.
Those who believe that "tolerating" terrorist strikes on US soil is intolerable.
Those who recognize the war on terror is against radical Muslims and those who support them.
Conservatives, but especially, conservative blacks.
Those who believe that the Ground Zero Mosque is a middle finger raised to America and those murdered on 9/11.
Glenn Beck.
Those who say Obamacare will kill the best medical system in the world.
The Supreme Court, who voted to keep our right to free speech in a recent case, called out by Obama at the last State of the Union Address.
Those who agree with Governor Brewer and the State of Arizona in their quest to save their state from an invasion of illegal immigrants.
All non-minorities in the southwest.
Rush Limbaugh.
Those who believe Israel has a right to live in peace and security.
Those who believe Britain is a valued ally, not to be insulted by a personal grudge based on Kenyan politics.
George W. Bush.
Those who believe our Commander-in-Chief shouldn't be out apologizing to the world in foreign, often hostile countries.
Fox News.
The United States Chamber of Commerce.
Those who believe that we should be able to drill for our own energy resources and not give aid to foreign countries to drill wells twice as deep as the BP leaker.
Those who believe man-made global warming is a scam.
Tea Partiers.
Those who believe the government shouldn't take over banks, car companies, student loans and media.
Republicans, except for RINOS.
Volcanoes make their own openings
The President may have put himself on the list with his mea culpa in today's NYTimes Magazine. He claimed it may have been a mistake to make Americans think he was a typical tax-and-spend liberal. Imagine that! Boy, I was sure fooled! Further, he admits the non-existence of "shovel-ready jobs." The latter is an amazing admission since Obama staked the passing of his trillion-plus stimulus packages based on this faulty premise.
The list above begs the question, "who's left?"—pun intended. I would pose America haters, who tried to change us into a country that would be unrecognizable by our founders.
Time for real-deal Americans of ALL classes, ALL races, ALL religions, and ALL sexes and sexual orientations, and yes ALL parties to put our Bibles back on the shelves and our guns back on the pick-me-up truck rack and get our friends, families and neighbors to vote these loony posers out of office.
November second is the reclamation of our legitimacy as the USA—the fairest and most generous country in the history of the world.
Americans, a window of opportunity won't open itself.
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