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Jewish World Review Oct. 18, 2010 / 10 Mar-Cheshvan, 5771 The ultimate birther: Barack Hussein Obama By Dave Weinbaum
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America: You VILL show me your PAPERS!
So much for all the "hope and change, post-racial presidency" nonsense. The empty suit in office has a list of those of us he considers naughty, not nice. In his Messianic Complex, which takes up the area between the Teleprompters, he's considering ordering Santa to leave a lump of solar panel in the socks of those of us stupid enough to have gotten on his bad side. We are now illegitimate in his eyes, unworthy of our US citizenship.
That brings up the "Birther" issue.
For those in Doomore, MO a "Birther" is someone who believes our president wasn't born in the USA and is ineligible to serve.
Based on the evidence, I believe the biggest birther of all is, in fact, President Barack Obama. He believes most of us are unqualified to be Americans. We're in his way. We're saying not just no, but "HELL NO!" Below is a list of those of us who Dear Leader sees as illegitimate Americans:
Volcanoes make their own openings
The President may have put himself on the list with his mea culpa in today's NYTimes Magazine. He claimed it may have been a mistake to make Americans think he was a typical tax-and-spend liberal. Imagine that! Boy, I was sure fooled! Further, he admits the non-existence of "shovel-ready jobs." The latter is an amazing admission since Obama staked the passing of his trillion-plus stimulus packages based on this faulty premise.
The list above begs the question, "who's left?"—pun intended. I would pose America haters, who tried to change us into a country that would be unrecognizable by our founders.
Time for real-deal Americans of ALL classes, ALL races, ALL religions, and ALL sexes and sexual orientations, and yes ALL parties to put our Bibles back on the shelves and our guns back on the pick-me-up truck rack and get our friends, families and neighbors to vote these loony posers out of office.
November second is the reclamation of our legitimacy as the USA—the fairest and most generous country in the history of the world.
Americans, a window of opportunity won't open itself.
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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum hosts DaveWeinbaum.com. He is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic and resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.
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