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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 15, 2007 / 3 Mar-Cheshvan

Why secular progressives are Soros at liberals

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill O'Reilly is onto something.


His book, Culture Warrior, describes a dangerous turn in southpaw politics and how the "liberals in charge of the Democratic Party" (LICDIPS) are wooing them. The Soros led and financed "secular progressive's" (SPROGS) disdain with the not far enough left has contributed to the lowest poll ratings for congress in American history.


Did I mention Democrats control congress?


Those at the top of the Dem ticket are petrified. They can't tear themselves away from the Moveon.org cash funnel.


Soros pulls their strings and they dance to it…or else.


Conservatives are from Mars, liberals are from Venus, secular progressives are from Jupiter


In August, I was a guest on progressive talk radio, KLSD, in San Diego , an affiliate of Air America . I learned firsthand their disdain for some of the same Dems that I had…only for much different reasons.


SPROGS are like LIPDICS on steroids. They aren't saying things just to get power. They're saying things and putting their bucks where their mouth is. They're downright Cindy Sheehan serious about their causes.


SPROGS are rabid in their hate for Bush. Since the LIPDICS took congress, they're fuming that Bush hasn't been cuffed and frog walked to The Hague .

It only follows that they libeled General Petr SPROGS are rabid in their hate for Bush. Since the LIPDICS took Congress, they're fuming that Bush hasn't been cuffed and frog walked to The Hague.

It only follows that they libeled Gen. Petreaus in the New York Times. Forget that those Lib wienies voted unanimously for his confirmation in the Senate knowing full well that the surge was his mission. He was appointed by Bush for UN's sake!

What to do after that Moveon Betrayus fiasco? Move on to Limbaugh on the senate floor for some trumped up charge about his patriotism. They pimped just the whores to do it: Senators Harkin and Reid, and Reps. Waxman, and Udall.

Make our campuses safe from Ann Coulter or military recruiters while championing the cause of the people deserving of our support; Achmadinejad, Chavez, Ward Churchill, and anyone that will get up and blame the USA for 9/11 in front of frothing, hate America , college faculty and administrators. Oh yeah and there's the students, too.

Encourage the world to blame Jews for 9/11, the Iraqi war, terrorism, global warming, and ant flatulence in Australia . If you're Jewish and support the president you become Senator Joe Jewberman in the SPROG blogs.

Why stop at Judaism? The SPROG Grinches want to steal Christmas. Islam gets a pass as a religion of "tolerance."


Some don't know they're at the end of their rope until the noose tightens. The problem with the SPROGS approach is that they think that ordinary Americans are either with them or are evil. As of yet, they won't compromise. They're out front obnoxious, arrogant, and elitist, unlike the LIPDICS they morphed from, and who now suckle Soros money at the expense of their souls.


Even Nancy Pelosi is not immune to their attacks. She had to endure anti-war campers ala Bush in her lavish San Francisco gardens, just because the SPROGS thought her a total dud in ending the war and kicking Dubya to the curb. They hung their underwear on her rose bushes! That's almost as bad as a Marine spotted in public in those parts.


Cindy Sheehan, the poster mom for the SPROGS, has declared herself a candidate to relieve Nancy of her congressional duties.


LIPDICS have learned that to win elections you say what the most people will like at a particular time, true or not, no matter what your position was yesterday or even five minutes ago. Either you're newly enlightened or you can blame hypnotizing Republicans for tricking you.


SPROGS have not been around long enough to learn those lessons.


However, conservatives don't have the same excuse.


Dr. James Dobson is equally demanding on the abortion issue. He, at this point, won't support a candidate that hasn't been totally pro life. He reserves the right to change later. The problem with this approach is it's a slippery slope to Hilly Billy land, where not only abortion loving judges will be appointed, but everything else Dr. Dobson stands for goes down the drain.


Dr. a little pragmatism may save the most babies, and sustain us in the war for our survival.


SPROGS and the good doctor seem to be waiting for the perfect candidate. Here's a news flash for both:


KARL MARX AND MOTHER TERESA ARE DEAD!


Meanwhile, I'll be on the golf course trying to straighten my evil leftist hooks.

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum, originally from Chicago, is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic. He resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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