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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 12, 2012/ 26 Tishrei, 5773

Obama trauma: The world's #1 lawyer demolished by Romney

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Full disclosure: I be a graduate of Denver University. DU—DUUUH!! I went to a lot of good parties there, probably losing a few million brain cells during my tenure. Last week' s bash was the best one, although I partied at my own house with a few less adult cocktails than I had at DU.

Also, DU wasn't as clean as I remembered unless it was the Zamboni scraping the ice off of our NCAA Hockey Champs back in the late 60's. After Governor Romney mopped the floor with President Obama, you could have eaten a Rocky Mountain Oyster off the floor.

A few pearls from the debate:


  • Mitt compared Obama to his lying children, thus making the President of the United States look like a scheming, lying child. Obama had no response

  • Romney said he didn't know WTF Obama was talking about when he bloviated concerning tax breaks for sending jobs overseas-Obama, no response.

  • Body language—Obama looking down, frowning, tired, looking like he wanted to be anywhere—but there.

  • Romney looked Obama right in the eye and politely yet firmly answered Obama's lies with facts.

  • Romney called out the Dem lie about his alleged $five trillion tax cut. Obama? No response!

  • Myths destroyed: Romney a felon who doesn't pay taxes, inventor of sending jobs overseas and murdered the wife of a laid-off steel worker. That's about $200 million in Dem advertising not only down the drain but now working against the left.

  • Romney blew up Obama's favorite whine about BIG OIL getting a $2.8 billion subsidy. When He pointed out that green energy was gifted $90 BILLION much of which went into the pockets of Obama bundlers. Then he devastated Barack by attributing failure in Obama's picks many of which like Solyndra have become total taxpayer losses or are on the precipice of bankruptcy.

  • Obama failing to mention Mitt's dumb 47% comment? OY VEY!

  • Obama invoking Bush, Bill Clinton, but mostly ignoring his abysmal record over the last four years.

  • Romney exposed the myth of Obama being the smartest man in America.

  • Dems crying foul over lib moderator, Jim Lehrer and the time allotted to the President. Stats show Obama got 5 MORE minutes to spew.

You just knew the press was going to dump on Romney, like the UN castigates Israel. But there were a surprising amount of anti-Obama catcalls coming from leftfield! Bill Maher is quoted as saying that Obama bought "weed" with the $million he gave him. Michael Moore was more outraged than Demi Moore seeing Ashton Kutcher with a couple of young babes on each arm. As Imus' Bernie McGurk postured, Chris Mathews was so distraught the tingle up his leg was dislodged with a load in his pants. Charlie Rangel said Obama took Romney for granted.

It's a shock to these drooling fools that their savior is not the second coming. He may not even be the first-arrived when they were giving out brains. He gamed them like a con man stealing a third grader's lunch money. Speaking of which, it's been rumored that since Michelle's skimpy school meals, former drug dealers are hanging out in school yards selling butter, salt, ice cream and chocolate syrup--all sold out of open coats and refrigerated car trunks.

I was going to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal

Here's the thing: Obama graduated from Harvard Law School. He was the Editor of the Harvard Law Review. That made him the top lawyer graduate in the top law school in the world. Obama faced Romney, a businessman and mere Governor in a face-to-face debate. He heard every point Romney brought up— yet he hardly objected to any of them—thereby sanctioning them as true.

And if you think things will reverse in the next debate, Obama has a herculean challenge. It's Foreign Policy time and things, to say the least are imploding as we live and breathe.

It was said that Michelle wanted either Denzel Washington or Will Smith to play the President in a movie.

Dems are wondering if one of them could stand in for him during the next debates. (Leno)

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JWR contributor Dave Weinbaum hosts DaveWeinbaum.com. He is a businessman, writer and part-time stand-up comic and resides in a Midwest red state. Comment by clicking here.



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