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Jewish World Review Sept. 13, 2013/ 9 Tishrei, 5774 Obama turns Miss American Pie into Putin's Russian borscht By Dave Weinbaum
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Everyone wants a president who is trustworthy enough to be patriotic. Barring that, at
least he shouldn't be aiding and abetting the enemy. Of course, by that logic, one would
assume he could figure out who our enemies are.
It's obvious that Barack Obama cannot. Further, he seems to have fallen into the
rattlesnake's nest of Syria, al-Qaeda, Iran, The Muslim Brotherhood, China and Russia—
all exasperated by his delusions of grandeur. It's gotten old—even for his cheerleaders in
the press, his military advisors and his progressive base.
Maureen Dowd roasts him and Dennis Kucinich wants to skewer him up for
impeachment—please hold the jive and turn down the hip-hop. Ed Asner excuses all of
Hollywood by making a point of their soft bigotry by not wanting to refute our president
merely because of the color of his skin.
Obama can't take a trip on AF1, play a round of golf with Bite Me or go on Leno
without pissing off left and right. The hyenas mentioned above see him, our protector, as
the weak, lame duck he's been since his second inception. His proclamations, broken
promises and total lack of ability to govern have him separated from the herd. This last
venture into vulture country had him searching for lifelines in all the wrong places.
Vladimir Putin: "IT'S SHOWTIME!"
In desperation to save his legacy, Barry opted to bury the whole country under the bus,
Redlines be damned! Like another Hollywood pal, Alec Baldwin did in Beetlejuice,
Obama called out "Putin" three times, after Vlad called our Secretary of State, John
F. Kerry a liar. Putin blew up like a hot air balloon on helium steroids, inflating the ex-
KGB head in the eyes of the world.
Obama's deal with comrade evil is already infecting the world. Obama's surrender to
Putin is evidence that we will pay quite a bigger price for not firing a few cruise missiles
into Syria. Obama, through his ineptness and narcissism has just handed the keys to the
Middle East and the Crown of Messiah to Vladimir. Ronald Reagan, who verbally
disenfranchised Gorbachev from the USSR's cruel system, must be rolling over in his
grave.
Reveling in his new role, Putin wrote a love/hate letter to the USA, lecturing us on
everything from exceptionalism, to Christian values, to G-d himself. Putin cited the Pope
while Barack egged us to back al-Qaeda.
Our president, apparently annoyed at not being chosen as the First Black Pope,
bequeathed his position as Messiah and handed it to the son of the EVIL EMPIRE.
Don't get me wrong, Putin's op-ed appears good, intelligent and reasonable. However,
one has to kick himself to remember what journalists in Russia who have disagreed with
Vladimir in the Soviet press might say. Some would be commenting from the Gulags—
others from the grave.
Israel: The greener grass on the other side browns quicker
It's not just America who's going to pay for our extraordinarily stupid incumbent. Putin
realized that Barry has less intelligence than one his wardrobe choices (The suits, at least,
succumbed to the tailor's ability to form them). Yesterday, Putie went to the Iranians and
offered them a missile defense system that'll allow them to produce nukes, unfettered by
any weapons the Israelis have. Then, Iran's Ayatollahs will have an open Jihad to
"…wipe Israel off the face of the earth."
Further, Vlad has guaranteed himself the head seat at the table on any future negotiations
in the Middle East—or anywhere, for that matter.
If Putin wants, he could take anything and everything in the world that America owns and
demand a few things that we don't, simply by making it part of the deal that we don'
t bitch-slap Syria and Assad. You want to bomb Syria? It'll be a lot more risky to do
it with Russian troops on the ground and a Russian armada in the Mediterranean for at
least the next decade to "verify" and "destroy" WMDs. Israelis take note!
In case you think KGB-trained Putin is gonna relent his power once problems are
"solved," ask New England Patriot's owner Robert Kraft if he's gotten his Super Bowl
ring back. Putin asked to hold and admire it. Kraft will have to win another world football
championship before he owns another ring like that.
US reaction to Vlad's missive, except for Obama has been derogatory and bipartisan.
Democratic Senator Menendez said Putin's op-ed made him want to puke.
John McCain tweeted, "Putin's NYT op-ed is an insult to the intelligence of every
American."
Every American except perhaps, Barack Hussein Obama--
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