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Jewish World Review August 3, 2011 / 3 Menachem-Av, 5771 Tea partiers making an offer nobody should refuse By Dave Weinbaum
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Posing as head of The Democratic
Crime Family, Barack "Empty Suit"
Obama with his real leader, Billionaire
George "Capo di tutti Capi" Soros,
Senate Leader Harry "Mustache
Pete" Reid, House Minority Leader
Nancy "Loco" Pelosi and spokesman
Chucky "Snake Tongue" Schumer
have set table for a tea party.
On the other side are John "Boss" Boehner, Mitch "Consigliere" McConnell and the
Don(na) of the Republican Party, the Godmother, Sarah "Capo" Palin. From the
sideline, Palin urged her tea-sotted soldiers not to be tricked, trapped or trifled with. She
knows how easy it's been over the years to beg, bribe, or bash the wide-eyed, freckled-
faced Congressional freshmen to do the evil work of the heads of the leftist families--
against the will of the people.
"Hey paison, wanna be head of the intelligence committee?" "Hey Goomba, you wanna
die of boredom on a dead-end appointment?" Makes you kinda misty eyed for the good
old days, like—last week.
Want some whine with your tea?
Average Americans saw what the Dons in the Democratic Party were doing to the
country.
There's a lot of testosterone in the Republican Party.
Too bad all of it's Sarah Palin's
Besides the MSM, the Beltway blatherers were particularly pugilistic in their assuredness
that the tea partiers were nothing but hillbilly boobs who couldn't find their heinie with
both hands. I have a news flash. I'm a tea partier and I can find mine with one—if the
light's on.
Krauthammer and the rest of the beltway naysayers had to eat their words after the
2010 elections. They just don't get a lot of what happens out in the hinterlands. The Tea
Party candidates with some exceptions kicked Dem butt. It was the biggest one-day hit
in federal and state government history. The revolt was led by the likes of Governor
Scott "Slap the Demonstrators" Walker and Chris "Crusher" Christie in the fugetaboutit
state itself, New Jersey .
The MSM smear Tea Partiers as hostage-taking terrorists while choking over the words
"Muslim terrorists," "abortionists" and "serial killers." And if you think this is in the past,
VP Joe "The Jerk" Biden just called the Tea Party "terrorists," as the House was
beginning to vote on the bipartisan bill to save the USA from defaulting on his
watch. Has Biden ever referred to the Muslims who killed 3,000 Americans on
9/11/2001 terrorists?
They drove Tea Partiers to rally by their plot to spend us into oblivion and pass bills no
one read, grab unprecedented power.
We watched an in-your-face march through throngs of concerned Tea Partiers on
Capital Hill where several black Congressmen claimed they were called the "N" word
15 times and were spat upon. Those charges were proven false by conservative
stalwart, Andrew Breitbart when his offer of $100,000 to the UNCF for proof of same
went unanswered.
Like the new wise guys on the street, tea party Republicans should continue to ACT
LIKE A MAN! Or at least a Palin woman!
Whether up or down voting, do it for who brought you there, the American people in
general and your constituents in particular.
There's a new posse in DC. They drink their tea strong and play their politics
straight.
Below are the Tea Party heroes who stood up for the people who sent them to
Congress against the tyranny of the Obama/Biden Administration:
• Justin Amash , Michigan - One of the 87 freshmen elected last year on a
promise to
slash federal spending, Amash at age 31 is the second-youngest representative in the
House.
• Michele Bachmann , Minnesota - The Tea Party stalwart and presidential candidate
said she would not vote for any bill that raised the debt ceiling.
• Paul Broun , Georgia - Elected in 2007, Broun has on several occasions referred to
President Barack Obama as a "socialist."
• Jason Chaffetz , Utah - Chaffetz has staked out turf as a Tea Party-friendly
conservative since being elected in 2008. He is weighing a primary challenge to Senator
Orrin Hatch.
• Chip Cravaack , Minnesota - A former Navy pilot, Cravaack was elected last year
with Tea Party support but declined to join official Tea Party group in Congress.
• Scott DesJarlais , Tennessee - A doctor first elected last year with Tea Party support,
he had not held any previous elected office.
• Trey Gowdy, South Carolina - Gowdy won election last year with Tea Party support
after winning the Republican primary by accusing the incumbent of working too often
with Democrats.
• Tim Huelskamp , Kansas - Elected in 2010 with Tea Party support, Huelskamp was
raised on a farm.
• Tom Graves , Georgia - Won his seat in a special election last year with Tea Party
support.
• Tim Johnson , Illinois - Johnson has compiled a moderate voting record since he was
elected in 2000.
• Jim Jordan, Ohio - A leader of the party's conservative wing, Jordan was first elected
in 2006.
• Steve King, Iowa - A veteran leader of the party's social conservatives, he gained
notoriety for saying Obama's election would lead to radical Islamists "dancing in the
streets."
• Connie Mack , Florida - Elected in 2004, Mack started an anti-tax freedom caucus
while serving in the Florida House.
• Tom McClintock , California - Elected in 2008, McClintock gained some national
prominence when he ran for governor, going up against movie star Arnold
Schwarzenegger in 2003.
• Mick Mulvaney , South Carolina - Elected in the Republican wave in 2010, he is the
first Republican to represent his district since 1883.
• Ron Paul , Texas - A long-time favorite of groups that want to drastically shrink
government, the presidential candidate said he would not vote for any legislation that
raised the debt ceiling.
• Tim Scott, South Carolina - A leader of the party's freshman class, he is the first black
American to win national office from South Carolina since the Civil War era.
• Steve Southerland , Florida - Elected in 2010, Southerland is owner and president of
a family funeral home business.
• Joe Walsh , Illinois - A freshman who has maintained a high level of visibility in cable
television and other media.
• Joe Wilson , South Carolina - A veteran lawmaker best known for shouting "You lie!"
at President Obama during the 2009 State of the Union address.
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