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Jewish World Review
July 18, 2008
/ 15 Tamuz, 5768
Obama's New Change/Hope Strategy: Ready, Fire, Aim
By
Dave Weinbaum
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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Ever been lectured by a know-it-all? That's what we're
experiencing with Barack Hussein Obama. Study the void of
experience and vagueness of achievement in his resume,
except for fainting fans and fawning far lefties, AKA "The Liberal
Press."
Welcome to the classroom of Professor Barack Hussein
Obama, where I reside as peon with the rest of the 299,999,999
million students from left coast to left coast and all the flyover
states in between. That's not counting the starving billions
burning their bare feet on the rest of the overheated oil-deficient
planet, auditing his lectures. We all take note of the lilt in his
voice and the upward tilt of his face as he looks down his
teleprompter at us impoverished non-Harvard knuckleheads.
How DID this country survive the last 225 years without him?
How WILL we survive if he's not elected?
IF YOU INSIST ON IGNORANCE, BE VAGUE
There are few things worse than an instructor with an arrogant
'tude and factless point of view, one who constantly changes
his lectures based on the students with whom he's trying to
stay popular at the moment. He cheats the former when he
coddles the latter with opposite arguments. Now he's
beginning to lose everyone, those inclined to be on his side,
and the undecided. Want examples?
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Barack's pledge to use public money VS private bit the
dust when he figured out that two plus two equaled
$100 mill or so. At least he sold us out for a lot.
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His backward and forward flips on the Iraqi war are, at
the least, five. John Kerry and Hillary have indeed met
their match.
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He pandered to Jews by pledging his support of
Jerusalem as the eternal capitol of Israel, then changed
his mind a day later.
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He said he would filibuster the FISA spying act that
releases cooperating phone companies from litigation,
then voted for the bill exonerating same.
- He supported any kind of abortion, yet now he's taking a
stand against late term baby murder.
- He abandoned the gun controllers in his party to support
the Supremes who barely upheld us small town
dummies and our rights to keep our guns. "Hey, Uncle
Redneck, pass me the Jack, the Bible, and the ammo."
- He equated his white grandma to that America hating
racist scion of Louis Farrakhan, the bad Reverend
Wrong. Thank the L-rd it became politically convenient
for Barack to pull granny out from under that bus.
His flips come at us from all directions without the proper
vetting of changed facts. It's all about what he thinks will get
him elected at the moment.
Worse, he's not good at it; He's tied with McCain at a time he
should be up double-digits in the polls.
THE FIRST STEP TO AN OPEN
MIND IS A CLOSED MOUTH
The box Barack has put himself in is worse than that other
Hussein's spider hole. At least Saddam's mumblings weren't
public for a while.
Soon Obama will be off to the Middle East, a place his
opponent has toured countless times. Obama won't be alone.
He'll be accompanied by three major anchors. Even they must
air Barack's lost messianic presence, although I wouldn't bet
on it. What else are they going to do to stop the waterfall ratings
they're sending downstream to Fox?
Barack can play Chance the Gardener from the movie "Being
There," for only so long. Besides, Peter Sellers could act
without a teleprompter.
Obama's handlers are stunningly ineffective in stemming his
decline against a stumbling old, awkward, yet likeable and
humble, John McCain.
One of the great things about this country is we get to grade the
teachers that presume to become out leaders.
It's time to flunk Barack or at least give him an incomplete. My
recommendation would be a remedial history course with a
minor in current events, plus a sentence to go out in the real
world and make a living. Then I would recommend an operation
to install a spine that will stop him from his urge to surrender
on the verge of victory.
Now there's real change we can all hope for.
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