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Dec. 2, 2008

Melanie Phillips: The Mumbai atrocity is a wake-up call for a frighteningly unprepared world

Stratfor Geopolitical Intelligence Report: Strategic Motivations for the Mumbai Attack

Dec. 1, 2008

Max Freidlander, as told to Jacklyn C. Wadler: India Inkings

Mark Steyn: Whodunit!?

Nov. 28, 2008

Rabbi Ahron Rapps: An evil seed that didn't have to be

Melanie Phillips: Carpe diem --- or can we all relax now?

Nov. 26, 2008

Michael Feldberg: Meet the Orthodox Jew who laid groundwork for scientific development of ordnance that undergirds America's current world leadership

Andrea Simantov: Shades of life

Nov. 25, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Getting Emotional For Influence

The Kosher Gourmet by Ethel G. Hofman : Thanksiving feast!

Nov. 24, 2008

Rabbi S. Binyomin Ginsberg: 'I just Became a grandchild!'

Barry Rubin: Don't flatter your enemies, protect your friends

Nov. 21, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: Money matters?

Caroline B. Glick: Civilization walks the plank

Nov. 20, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: Bronfman's blindness

The Kosher Gourmet By Linda Gassenheimer: Portobellos add a hearty flavor to pasta with pesto

Nov, 19, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Spread the wealth? Jewish tradition and income equality

Elliot B. Gertel: 'Mad Men': Tackling prejudices or reinforcing them?

Nov, 18, 2008

Dr. Debby Schwarz Hirschhorn: The End of the Age of Reason

Jonathan Tobin: Does Barack + Bibi = Disaster?

Nov, 17, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: The End of the Age of Reason

Diana West: Gulling Americans into making terror legit?

Nov, 14, 2008

Rabbi A. Henach Leibowitz: The Power of Spiritual Inertia

Caroline B. Glick: The perils ahead

Nov, 13, 2008

Stratfor Intelligence Briefing: How Bush and Obama together could change the Middle East dynamic

The Kosher Gourmet by JeanMarie Brownson: Sweet and savory, crispy and meltingly tender bestilla

Nov, 12, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist by Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir : Tyrannical Co-Workers

Michael Doyle: High Court to consider today donated monuments that may have religious messages in public parks

Nov, 11, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Will Obama stop government officials considering institutionalizing financial jihad?

Jonathan Tobin: They Will Decide Their Own Fate

Nov, 10, 2008

Rabbi Avi Shafran: $8 billion, modern-day Tower of Babel being built?

Barry Rubin: A letter to the president-elect from a Middle East realist

Nov, 7, 2008

Rabbi Francis Nataf: Of Children and Immortality

Caroline B. Glick: Livni's Obama strategy

Nov, 6, 2008

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: How I tricked a classroom of apathetic students into grasping the fallacy of moral relativism

The Kosher Gourmet By Gina Kim: Tips for making the perfect soup --- includes recipes

Nov, 5, 2008

The Jewish Ethicist By Rabbi Dr. Asher Meir: Destitute Debtors

Bruce Weinstein: 'Religulos': Bad title,even worse movie

Nov, 4, 2008

Frank J. Gaffney, Jr.: Treasury Dept. submits to Shariah law

Frida Ghitis: A surprise for Obama in the Middle East

Nov, 3, 2008

Jonathan Rosenblum: Who says Jews are Smart?

Jonathan Tobin: Was He Wrong About Everything?

March 22, 2007

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Oct. 29, 2003
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Jewish World Review July 4, 2008 / 1 Tamuz, 5768

Will Do Stand Up Comedy 4 Food

By Dave Weinbaum


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I love America.


Seems the far left hates the USA.


Sure it ain't perfect. Right now oil is exploding, markets imploding, and bank credit eroding.


Still, I disagree with my negative friends on the southpaw fringe. Compared to all other countries they could have escaped to, I'm thrilled my family sailed from Odessa, Russia to place roots on the south side of Chicago. I'm sure it was like "Fiddler on the Roof" only with kvetching, not singing.


Those that fail to shepherd the lambs tend to want to bar-b-q them


While the far left apologizes for us, they seek to deny our opportunities. They look for central government to take care of us from before birth to taxing us beyond the grave.


The far left encourages us to abort our children. They insist on taxing away our incentives to succeed, invent, and try and fail and try again…until we succeed. When they grab our cash for the general good they mismanage it and tax us even more.


Remember LBJ'S Great Society? How'd that work?


Heck, they can't even run the senate cafeteria.


Progressives don't trust your freedom because it threatens their power.


They don't want debate. They want to silence us with "Fairness" doctrines, thinly disguised ruses to kick the Limbaugh's and Hanity's off the air.


Why? Because they believe they are better, smarter, more capable of running our lives based on progressive ideology. They seek to overturn the Constitution and eliminate religion as we know it, with a modern, changing philosophy.


Think I'm kidding?


The Supreme Court kept from overturning our constitutional right to bear arms by one vote!


The far left, especially our press, backs Reverend Wrong's view of America's. They believe we deserve attacks. No wonder some in the world hate us, when they see our own citizens on satellite TV and on the Net asserting their freedom of speech to denounce America.


In their own countries they dare not spew antigovernment blather. They'd risk death for them and their families. Besides, even with this false information, foreigners almost all would move here, given the chance.


Victories often occur when you see no way to succeed, but refuse to give up anyway


Here's why.


On a recent trip to New York, I had a conversation with an Iranian taxi driver. I asked him how he liked being in the USA vs. Iran. He told me he and his brothers had moved here to go into business because under Iran's system there was no hope of the good life. You had to be born into good fortune there. He proceeded to explain that his cab jockeying days were numbered. Having tried two businesses that failed he was about to try a third time. I asked what if that bombed. He said he would keep trying until he succeeded.


Never give up, never let up, and you'll never let yourself down


I feed my family with my businesses. Most of my operations are reliant on travel and are subject to gas prices. I'm also invested in stocks and have recently bought a rock and asphalt business, all subject to the whims of fuel price, government road budgets, and the balance of payables and receivables.


After toying with comedy the last 3 years, I recently opened for a real pro, funny man, David Naster. I must have done okay because even after my act my employer agreed to pay me. Even Naster bought a one liner.


So my theory is if everything goes awry, I could still feed my family with stand up.


Between gigs, like my Iranian inspiration, I could drive a cab in Manhattan.


So if you climb into a taxi and a bald, bearded, sexy man starts telling you jokes, it may just be me.


In the mean time, HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

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