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Jewish World Review
June 21, 2011
/ 19 Sivan, 5771
Palin's got mail
By
Dave Weinbaum
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As a person who's been in court a
few more times than average, I've
learned a few tricks of the trade.
One time a lawyer asked me a
question on cross that my lawyer
(before Evil Bastard) could have
objected to, but didn't. Answering
it removed the protection of my
attorney-client privilege.
The next question came in the form of a demand to tell everything my attorney and I
talked about. Only THEN did my lawyer object. He was overruled by the judge
because, as the other lawyer pointed out, we had opened the door.
I opened fire. I explained to the court that in our private attorney-client meetings,
we discussed whether we could prosecute the opposing attorney for extortion
or blackmail. Talk about an objection! Opposing council got up so fast, I thought
he was going to strangle me in the witness chair.
Now he objected. My lawyer's rebuttal was that if we had opened the door,
opposing council had released the flood waters.
The state of Alaska , at the beck and call of an FOIA lawsuit just released hard
copy of over 24,000 emails, perpetrated through Sarah Palin's time as sitting
governor of Alaska . Wow! Talk about an opportunity to finally bury that uppity
bitch! While I don't have a clue as to the real content, here are samples of what
might be some of the nastier ones:
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29: First thing: Nail those Republican corrupt bastards. This state has had it
with them. Going to get a routine set with Todd and the kids. It's paramount
to coordinate and keep the family intact.
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593: Todd, would you mind feeding the kids? I've got important state business
I've got to attend to. Love "S" Kiss the kiddos!
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1222: Wow! Did Murkowsky waste $$. I'm gonna sell the plane. We don't
need the chef, either. What, like I can't cook for my family? The kids LOVE
my cooking—plus they help a lot!
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1849: Those big oil companies are bullying me into a lousy deal for my
constituents. I don't think they understand who they're dealing with.
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3782: Came up with a better cut for Alaska with Exxon-Mobil. Boy, were
they UPSET. I told 'em not to let the door hit 'em in the stern on the way out.
Kids grades—mostly good but some slacking. Gonna kick some butt!
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3789: Mobil caved. Alaskans are GONNA LOVE THIS!
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5973: Now all the oil companies are coming aboard ala Mobil. We're gonna
make Alaskans the wealthiest citizens in the US ! Time for a day of fishing —
maybe two. I could use it and so could the kids.
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8329: I'm going to cut earmarks. Alaska needs to be self sufficient. We shouldn't
be beholden to the Feds. Todd and I Gotta help the kids with their Halloween
costumes.
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11,376: Gonna build that TransCanada Pipeline. It'll be the biggest private
construction project in history. Gov Murkowsky couldn't get it started. We need
this to move forward as a state and become self energized. Thanksgiving coming
up soon. Gonna plan a big feast for the family and get help from Todd, kids and all
the rest of the family
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13583: Baked cookies with Willow & Bristol . The family will devour them in
no time. Christmas coming up soon. Where to have it? Gotta talk to Todd and the
kids. Great news! Our economy is bursting at the seems!
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16231: Told Exxon-Mobil to start drilling at Point Thompson. They gave me
the same 30-year-old sob story. I told them I'll rip up their lease up if they don't
drill some wells—NOW! Looks like they're quickly coming to agree. Maybe
they're beginning to understand, I'm serious.
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19560: John McCain called and shocked the heck out of me. He asked me to
be his VP running mate for the 2008 election. I thought he was kidding! Gotta
take a day to think about this and consult with the family. If I run, I'll need to know
the state will continue in a positive direction. Wow! I might get to serve the
entire country. I think I could do a lot of good for people.
In conclusion they found nada—not even a genital text from Weiner!
I wanted to be a lawyer but I lost my appeal
This cannot be ignored. The failed stake burning of a real leader with
stellar administrative accomplishments must be thrown back in the face of the
torch-bearing, pitchfork-carrying Obama sycophants we know lovingly as the
MSM. Let them not slink away easy from this evil.
As Glenn Beck opined—if the liberal press couldn't get one nasty email out of
24,000 of them, it makes Sarah Palin the best person in the universe!
The MSM and DNC forced Alaska to open the door, but once the Palin emails
were publicized, the hounds for the letters of Obama, Biden, Reid and Pelosi,
et al, have been released.
The barn door is wide open and the horses have escaped, but the donkeys
(AKA Democrat jackasses) are too slow and stubborn to flee.
Can't wait to read those emails! Can you?
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