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Jewish World Review
June 10, 2011
/ 8 Sivan, 5771
Show biz to Obama's rescue
By
Dave Weinbaum
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As the President prattles on about "bumps in the road" and still argues we need
to spend money we don't have to solve a problem he can't understand, then most realize he's an empty suit that's damn good at reading a teleprompter.
The Obama financial team are departing like the leaves from a dried out Texas elm
in a hurricane. With the exception of Geithner, Barack's entire economic team
has resigned. Rohmer, Goolsby, Orzag and Summers, have slithered back to
academia after using the theories they taught at Hahvad and Stanford weren't
worth the parchment they were imbedded in.
Americans in droves have stopped drinking the Kool-Aid —
except for one group.
If you can't sell 'em with progress
fool 'em with propaganda
The WH is clueless. One of Obama's last bastion's of support is the West Coasters
in lala land. Baba Streisand isn't going to let Obama's Israeli bashing get in the way
of worshiping Dear Leader. In fact, Hollywood is coming Obama's rescue.
They're working on productions to help Obama deceive a public that now knows
how unqualified he is. It's no longer speculation. Obama has a RECORD!
Here are summaries of works in production for release starting in January of this
year, right up through election day.
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"The Godmother" Nancy Pelosi makes America an offer it can't diffuse. She and her Dem hit men have relegated grandma to death panels and the populace to bankruptcy. Constitution? I gotcher Constitution right here! FOGEABOUTIT! Hollywood considers this a good thing, 'cause the stupid people are incapable of governing themselves and everyone suffers, a liberal mantra.
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The Good, the Bad and Sarah Palin. The story of Sister Sarah and her wild
ride through the wilderness of conservative female politics. An amazing rise and
fall from the attacks of a left wing media and a party so scared of her that they tried
to relegate her and her family to scorn and the poorhouse. Not a big opening
but expected to run thru 2020.
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"Barry of Arabia " A man of mixed racial and cultural heritage apologizes to his African father's side of the family and ilk for the colonialism of his white mother's side. Barry busts it out of the park when he solos the hit song, "Spring Time for Arabs and North Africa " where the NEW Nazi party is
now established.
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"Barry's List" The deal for bin Laden's head is revealed by a whole shopping
cart full of goodies his sympathizers expect in return, the most prevalent of which
is the descendents of those Jews and their ancestors who once comported
"Schindler's List" and now reside in the Jewish country, Israel.
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"Saving Congressman Weiner's Private Parts" A noble man,
Congressman Weiner. How considerate of him to be a loyal New York
Congressman and STILL make time to contact and entertain females from all
over the country. I'm sure Weiner's constituents; most of who voted for Obama
and Clinton are very supportive. Hollywood , defiant as ever, considers
Weiner's stand to resist resignation as courageous, something that will go down
in history alongside Washington, Lincoln and Martin Luther King—oh and Bill
Clinton, too.
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"The Great Dictator" A film wholly sponsored by the "Vote in Obama
Legion While Ending Need Concerning Elections"—or VIOLENCE. You vil
watch it and you vil like it!
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"Barocky" The all-American story of how a street organizer rises on the backs
of agitators to become President of the United States . The sequel(s) have been
postponed due to Obama's failure to govern. As of today, Mitt Romney leads
Obama by three points amongst registered voters.
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"Seven Angry Men" How the President of the United States told off the
Supreme Court as they sat in Congress, unable to respond. We're not sure where
the woman judges stand. Congressman Joe "He's Lying" Wilson has been banned
from Oscar nominations for his cameo role.
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"South Side Story" Watch as Obama's Chicago mentors, Farrakhan, Wright
and Pfleger select Obama to run for President. It's the story of a gang of rowdies
(ACORN) lead by a bright young Community Organizer to scare bankers into
giving away houses to people who will never repay their loans. Then he runs for
President on how evil and greedy those banks are, pretending he knows how to
fix the economy he helped destroy. In theaters until November, 2012.
Hear about the complaint in Northern China ?
It was a Mongolian Beef
If this doesn't work, Obama's reelection is dubious.
With that in mind, beware the Chinese. Obama signed the USA over in collateral
and as a last-ditch effort to save his regime; he may plead with the Far Easters to
claim foreclose on our belongings if he can remain the ruler alongside his teleprompter.
Now that's a script even Hollywood hasn't contemplated.
Cue Jackie Chan and pass the chow mein.
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