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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review June 10, 2011 / 8 Sivan, 5771

Show biz to Obama's rescue

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | As the President prattles on about "bumps in the road" and still argues we need to spend money we don't have to solve a problem he can't understand, then most realize he's an empty suit that's damn good at reading a teleprompter.

The Obama financial team are departing like the leaves from a dried out Texas elm in a hurricane. With the exception of Geithner, Barack's entire economic team has resigned. Rohmer, Goolsby, Orzag and Summers, have slithered back to academia after using the theories they taught at Hahvad and Stanford weren't worth the parchment they were imbedded in.

Americans in droves have stopped drinking the Kool-Aid — except for one group.

If you can't sell 'em with progress fool 'em with propaganda

The WH is clueless. One of Obama's last bastion's of support is the West Coasters in lala land. Baba Streisand isn't going to let Obama's Israeli bashing get in the way of worshiping Dear Leader. In fact, Hollywood is coming Obama's rescue. They're working on productions to help Obama deceive a public that now knows how unqualified he is. It's no longer speculation. Obama has a RECORD!

Here are summaries of works in production for release starting in January of this year, right up through election day.


  • "The Godmother" Nancy Pelosi makes America an offer it can't diffuse. She and her Dem hit men have relegated grandma to death panels and the populace to bankruptcy. Constitution? I gotcher Constitution right here! FOGEABOUTIT! Hollywood considers this a good thing, 'cause the stupid people are incapable of governing themselves and everyone suffers, a liberal mantra.

  • The Good, the Bad and Sarah Palin. The story of Sister Sarah and her wild ride through the wilderness of conservative female politics. An amazing rise and fall from the attacks of a left wing media and a party so scared of her that they tried to relegate her and her family to scorn and the poorhouse. Not a big opening but expected to run thru 2020.

  • "Barry of Arabia " A man of mixed racial and cultural heritage apologizes to his African father's side of the family and ilk for the colonialism of his white mother's side. Barry busts it out of the park when he solos the hit song, "Spring Time for Arabs and North Africa " where the NEW Nazi party is now established.

  • "Barry's List" The deal for bin Laden's head is revealed by a whole shopping cart full of goodies his sympathizers expect in return, the most prevalent of which is the descendents of those Jews and their ancestors who once comported "Schindler's List" and now reside in the Jewish country, Israel.

  • "Saving Congressman Weiner's Private Parts" A noble man, Congressman Weiner. How considerate of him to be a loyal New York Congressman and STILL make time to contact and entertain females from all over the country. I'm sure Weiner's constituents; most of who voted for Obama and Clinton are very supportive. Hollywood , defiant as ever, considers Weiner's stand to resist resignation as courageous, something that will go down in history alongside Washington, Lincoln and Martin Luther King—oh and Bill Clinton, too.

  • "The Great Dictator" A film wholly sponsored by the "Vote in Obama Legion While Ending Need Concerning Elections"—or VIOLENCE. You vil watch it and you vil like it!

  • "Barocky" The all-American story of how a street organizer rises on the backs of agitators to become President of the United States . The sequel(s) have been postponed due to Obama's failure to govern. As of today, Mitt Romney leads Obama by three points amongst registered voters.

  • "Seven Angry Men" How the President of the United States told off the Supreme Court as they sat in Congress, unable to respond. We're not sure where the woman judges stand. Congressman Joe "He's Lying" Wilson has been banned from Oscar nominations for his cameo role.

  • "South Side Story" Watch as Obama's Chicago mentors, Farrakhan, Wright and Pfleger select Obama to run for President. It's the story of a gang of rowdies (ACORN) lead by a bright young Community Organizer to scare bankers into giving away houses to people who will never repay their loans. Then he runs for President on how evil and greedy those banks are, pretending he knows how to fix the economy he helped destroy. In theaters until November, 2012.

Hear about the complaint in Northern China ? It was a Mongolian Beef

If this doesn't work, Obama's reelection is dubious.

With that in mind, beware the Chinese. Obama signed the USA over in collateral and as a last-ditch effort to save his regime; he may plead with the Far Easters to claim foreclose on our belongings if he can remain the ruler alongside his teleprompter.

Now that's a script even Hollywood hasn't contemplated.

Cue Jackie Chan and pass the chow mein.

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