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May 20, 2013

Richard A. Serrano: Is Meir Kahane's assassin now a changed man?

Hannan Adely: Town raises Palestinian flag at City Hall

Melissa Healy: Genetic copies of living people from embryos no longer science fiction
Morgan Housel: When smart investors do stupid things

Sharon Saloman, M.S., R.D.: Hunger games: Eat more, weigh less, without starving

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Jews Inducted into Rock Hall of Fame; Anton Yelchin co-stars in New "Trek" film; Kutcher (but not Kunis) visits Israel; Jewish TV Star Praises Jewish Rap Star

The Kosher Gourmet by Cathy Pollak: WARNING: This WALNUT CAKE WITH PRALINE FROSTING, perfect for afternoon coffee, is addicting
May 13, 2013

Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Why the giving of the document that would permanently change the world could only be done in desolation

David G. Savage: Church-state, literally? Supreme Court weighing public school graduation in a church

Emily Alpert: Recession dragged down birth rates for less-educated women
Morgan Housel: The deep downside of home ownership

Peter Teffer: Will Dutch police soon be stalking cybercriminals on your computer?

Heidi McIndoo, M.S., R.D.: Meatless 'meat' can have its own set of problems

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Celebrate! This must-try appetizer is delicate yet has depth of flavor: Corn-Leek Cakes with Caviar, Smoked Salmon and Creme Fraiche

May 10, 2013

Rabbi Berel Wein: Be all that you should be

Caroline B. Glick: The dirty little secret about Israel's Arabs

Mona Charen: Hawking's Moral Calculus: The man and the movement he embraces
Morgan Housel: The biggest retirement myth ever told

Sandi Doughton: Eyes may provide new insight into brain problems

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : The Great Gatsby's Jewish Ties; Jews in the "Time 100 list" List; People's Most Beautiful Women

The Kosher Gourmet by Linda Gassenheimer: A sweet-hot meal: Pear salsa spices up salmon

May 8, 2013

Peter Ford: Why China is welcoming both Israel's Netanyahu and Palestinians' Abbas

Warren Richey: Obama administration quietly backs out of appeal over new contraceptive mandate

Fred Weir: At Kerry-Putin meeting, US-Russia relations thaw --- a tad
Amanda Paulson: Study reveals sad truths about community colleges

Harvard Health Letters: Evidence weak that zinc, echinacea are beneficial

The Kosher Gourmet by Leela Cyd Ross : Almost too pretty to eat, this colorful salad with Sicilian inspiration will tickle the taste buds and delight your visual sensibility

May 6, 2013

Edmund Sanders and Patrick J. McDonnell: Think Israel's objective in Syria is to weaken Assad or embolden the rebels? Think again

Brian Bennett: Israeli airstrikes may show weakness in Syrian defense

Michael Ollove: Millions of ex-felons, parolees and those on probation are about to be entitled to tax-payer paid health coverage
Karen Kaplan: Most men can skip PSA test for prostate cancer, urologists say

Kimberly Lankford: How to track down a lost life insurance policy

Dream of Mars exploration achievable, experts say

The Kosher Gourmet by Susan M. Selasky: EGGPLANT WRAPS are an easy, sumptuous and scrumptious meal

May 3, 2013

Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Human Courage and the Unavoidable, Disturbing Text

Steven Emerson: Attorney General Fights CAIR in Court, Lauds it in Public

Mediterranean diet helps beat dementia: study
Harvard Health Letters: When to be screened for a hearing problem

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom : Iron Man's Jewish Connections; Marc Maron's New TV Show; Martin Landau Grows Up with Israel; Shalom, Allan Arbus

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: A sweet surprise for Mother's Day dessert

May 1, 2013

Jonathan Rosenblum: An Improbable Journey to Orthodoxy

Jonathan Tobin: Blame Obama, Not Israel for Syria Push

Kids, kittens the Same? With employee perks at struggling Internet pioneer Yahoo! it's hard to tell
Halena M. Gazelka, M.D.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: What you need to know about implanted pain relief devices

Sandy Kleffman: Artificial kidney offers hope to patients tethered to a dialysis machine

Jessica Shugart: When it comes to math, MRIs may be better than IQs

The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali: The celebrated chef on how high-maintenance ASPARAGUS RISOTTO need not be

April 29, 2013

Roy Gutman: Poland's new Jewish museum celebrates life, doesn't revisit Holocaust

Mark Clayton: Terrorism in America: Is US missing a chance to learn from failed plots?

Kim Murphy: Boston Bomber's 'Svengali' Revealed
Morgan Housel: He's rich, smart and old: Listen to him

Thomas Salinas, D.D.S.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: The safety of amalgam fillings

Harvard Health Letters: Tomatoes and stroke protection

Pete Spotts: Tiny satellites + cellphones = cheaper 'eyes in the sky' for NASA

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington: Swing into spring with lemon cream pie

April 26, 2013

Rabbi Abraham J. Twerski: The world is a mirror

Caroline B. Glick: Time to confront Obama

Clifford D. May: Defense in the Age of Jihadist Terrorism
Kimberly Lankford: New strategies ease pain of paying for long-term care insurance

Howard LeWine, M.D.: Ask the Harvard Experts: Too much ibuprofen?

Sharon Palmer, R.D.: How to feel your best -- with plenty of energy, a healthy weight and optimal mental and physical function -- without driving yourself batty

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom: Jewish Major Leaguers, 2013; New Movies and Comedy Show; Shalom, 'Lumpy' (Leave it to Beaver)

The Kosher Gourmet by Emily Ho : A bright and cheerful salad to herald the warmer months ahead

April 24, 2013

Steven Emerson: Boston Bomber Exposes Islamist Secret

Morgan Housel Admit it: No one has any idea what's going on
Harvard Health Letters: Can you get headaches from headache medication?

Kerri-Ann Jennings, M.S., R.D.: How to easily get more Omega-3s in your diet

Melissa Healy: Pot in a pill: All the pain relief without the smoke

The Kosher Gourmet by Susan Russo: Chipotle Chili Butternut Squash Soup is bold, zesty, hot

April 22, 2013

Ken Dilanian: Counterterrorism's future is unclear

US man departing country arrested on terror charges
Barbara Williams: An unorthodox but growing treatment in a 9-year-old's battle against cancer

P.J. Skerrett, M.D.: How to recognize a good whole grain product

Jewz in the Newz by Nate Bloom: Teen actor Jonah Bobo in New Flick: Hunky James Wolk on Mad Men; Erich Segal's Daughter Writes Prize-Winning Jewish Novel


Jewish World Review May 10, 2011 / 6 Iyar, 5771

OMG! THE TERRORISTS REALLY, REALLY HATE US NOW!

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | In case you're from Domohr, MO, Osama bin-sleeping-with-the-fish. The king of terror was found, assassinated, then "buried" just like in Jersey, dropped from a boat in the middle of the night, weighed down by the lead in his head. Osama was living in squalid spender for the last seven years, right under the nose of our $18 billion dollar ally, Pakistan. President Obama was forced to act, lest he be implicated by Osama. Promised a multi-million dollar hideout in Ababbababbababadad, a suburb of Islamabad, by his realtor, Tony Rezko, Osama was livid to the point of self-implication.

That's right, Osama bin Laden was ready to squeal on Tony and give up his silent partner, Barack Hussein Obama. What -- like you think we didn't know these Mujahedeen were set up as the Jihadist Ozzie and Harriets(s) (s) (s) (s) etc.--guarded in their estate by Pakistani hit men, with "retired" army and "ex-police?" Yep, Osama was gonna squel. Even the weekly goat shipped in for who-knows-what told bin LadenFUGHEDABOUDIT!

We’re all on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION now

So who’s to pay for Obamanuci’s strike against Osama?

US!

Al-Qaeda's new leader, Dr. Zawahari said
you're gonna be sorry now!

Try and follow along. They hated us before 9/11 and threatened to kill us all
-- which they made a good start on 9/11. When we entered Iraq and Afghanistan
in response, they
threatened to kill us all. When we killed thousands of
al-Qaeda Jihadists and sympathizers during those wars,
they threatened to kill
us all.
Truth be told, The Islam Zawahari represents has been at war with
Christians and Jews for the last 14 centuries.

So what’s new?

When Obama apologized to the Muslim countries of the world, their response
was to mock him and, guess what —
threaten to kill us all. It’s gone so far that
when an ant passed gas in Melbourne—
Zawahari threatened to kill us all.

BTW, don’t buy the, “If Israel would only cooperate…” crap. They hated us
before the reincarnation of the Israeli state. The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was
a great friend to Adolf Hitler. He helped Nazis exterminate Jews and kill US GIs.

Sally Field, upon winning an Oscar gushed, “…you really,
really like me!”  
All it took for Sal to believe was one weighty faux-man golden statue. Many of
us still don’t get why a lot Muslims hate us to the point of yearning to, yep that’s
right,
kill us all. Let’s review  the evidence just from the last 32 years.

· 1979-Iran throws out the Shah, a US friend who kept peace with Israel
(why does this sound familiar?), and replaces him with the Ayatollah Khomeini.
One of his first moves was to kidnap the US Embassy in Tehran and keep
them hostage for 444 days,
an act of war.

· 1983-Hezbollah makes its mark on the world by blowing up 241
US Marines. Reagan inexplicably retreats.

· 1993-The first attack on the WTC with a truck bomb kills six. Clinton
works to keep our intel contingents from sharing information with each other
and not to question criminals. Was that for his scandals or the safety of the USA?

· 1998-Osama bin Laden issues a fatwa declaring war on America, Christians
and Jews,
specifying the duty of Muslims to kill the above wherever they find
them,
including women and children.

· 1998-Clinton helps the Jihad cause by indicting Osama instead of attacking
him. Clinton goes on to chicken out on no less than ten times on Osama
assassination setups, according to Michael Scheuerer, CIA assignee to the
bin Laden unit. Bubba wasn’t afraid of the terrorists. He was petrified by the
polls.

·  2000-The USS Cole is blown up just off the coast of Yemen. Seventeen US
sailors are murdered.

·  2001-9/11-or as Reverend Wrong opines, “America’s chickens have come
home to roost!” Three thousand innocent people are massacred that day.

Alright already, Zawahari! Unless you’re a Liberal pinhead, we
know that
Muslims you represent want to kill us!  

WE’VE NOTICED!

We’ve also observed that
your kind of Jihad is meant for you to run and hide
behind women and babies. Yet, you glorify death to those children  by filling
them with lies and hate about Christians and Jews. Then you represent Allah
as rewarding these brainwashed murderers with tales of virgin encounters of
the 72nd quantity.  And I thought doctors were supposed the heal people.

If you can’t trust a Lib to fold up like a wet pita,
who can you trust?

Our President is so immured as a Muslim sympathizer that he went around the
world begging forgiveness from the likes of you. But, even though I believe his
policies will cost us in the long run, Obama took the baton and rammed it down
your throats.

Dr. Zawahari, before you get a chance to fulfill your loony destiny, may a
drone with your name and address be hurried on its way to your abode.

Even sweet Sally Field might agree with that.  

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