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Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review May 10, 2011 / 6 Iyar, 5771

OMG! THE TERRORISTS REALLY, REALLY HATE US NOW!

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | In case you're from Domohr, MO, Osama bin-sleeping-with-the-fish. The king of terror was found, assassinated, then "buried" just like in Jersey, dropped from a boat in the middle of the night, weighed down by the lead in his head. Osama was living in squalid spender for the last seven years, right under the nose of our $18 billion dollar ally, Pakistan. President Obama was forced to act, lest he be implicated by Osama. Promised a multi-million dollar hideout in Ababbababbababadad, a suburb of Islamabad, by his realtor, Tony Rezko, Osama was livid to the point of self-implication.

That's right, Osama bin Laden was ready to squeal on Tony and give up his silent partner, Barack Hussein Obama. What -- like you think we didn't know these Mujahedeen were set up as the Jihadist Ozzie and Harriets(s) (s) (s) (s) etc.--guarded in their estate by Pakistani hit men, with "retired" army and "ex-police?" Yep, Osama was gonna squel. Even the weekly goat shipped in for who-knows-what told bin LadenFUGHEDABOUDIT!

We’re all on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION now

So who’s to pay for Obamanuci’s strike against Osama?

US!

Al-Qaeda's new leader, Dr. Zawahari said
you're gonna be sorry now!

Try and follow along. They hated us before 9/11 and threatened to kill us all
-- which they made a good start on 9/11. When we entered Iraq and Afghanistan
in response, they
threatened to kill us all. When we killed thousands of
al-Qaeda Jihadists and sympathizers during those wars,
they threatened to kill
us all.
Truth be told, The Islam Zawahari represents has been at war with
Christians and Jews for the last 14 centuries.

So what’s new?

When Obama apologized to the Muslim countries of the world, their response
was to mock him and, guess what —
threaten to kill us all. It’s gone so far that
when an ant passed gas in Melbourne—
Zawahari threatened to kill us all.

BTW, don’t buy the, “If Israel would only cooperate…” crap. They hated us
before the reincarnation of the Israeli state. The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was
a great friend to Adolf Hitler. He helped Nazis exterminate Jews and kill US GIs.

Sally Field, upon winning an Oscar gushed, “…you really,
really like me!”  
All it took for Sal to believe was one weighty faux-man golden statue. Many of
us still don’t get why a lot Muslims hate us to the point of yearning to, yep that’s
right,
kill us all. Let’s review  the evidence just from the last 32 years.

· 1979-Iran throws out the Shah, a US friend who kept peace with Israel
(why does this sound familiar?), and replaces him with the Ayatollah Khomeini.
One of his first moves was to kidnap the US Embassy in Tehran and keep
them hostage for 444 days,
an act of war.

· 1983-Hezbollah makes its mark on the world by blowing up 241
US Marines. Reagan inexplicably retreats.

· 1993-The first attack on the WTC with a truck bomb kills six. Clinton
works to keep our intel contingents from sharing information with each other
and not to question criminals. Was that for his scandals or the safety of the USA?

· 1998-Osama bin Laden issues a fatwa declaring war on America, Christians
and Jews,
specifying the duty of Muslims to kill the above wherever they find
them,
including women and children.

· 1998-Clinton helps the Jihad cause by indicting Osama instead of attacking
him. Clinton goes on to chicken out on no less than ten times on Osama
assassination setups, according to Michael Scheuerer, CIA assignee to the
bin Laden unit. Bubba wasn’t afraid of the terrorists. He was petrified by the
polls.

·  2000-The USS Cole is blown up just off the coast of Yemen. Seventeen US
sailors are murdered.

·  2001-9/11-or as Reverend Wrong opines, “America’s chickens have come
home to roost!” Three thousand innocent people are massacred that day.

Alright already, Zawahari! Unless you’re a Liberal pinhead, we
know that
Muslims you represent want to kill us!  

WE’VE NOTICED!

We’ve also observed that
your kind of Jihad is meant for you to run and hide
behind women and babies. Yet, you glorify death to those children  by filling
them with lies and hate about Christians and Jews. Then you represent Allah
as rewarding these brainwashed murderers with tales of virgin encounters of
the 72nd quantity.  And I thought doctors were supposed the heal people.

If you can’t trust a Lib to fold up like a wet pita,
who can you trust?

Our President is so immured as a Muslim sympathizer that he went around the
world begging forgiveness from the likes of you. But, even though I believe his
policies will cost us in the long run, Obama took the baton and rammed it down
your throats.

Dr. Zawahari, before you get a chance to fulfill your loony destiny, may a
drone with your name and address be hurried on its way to your abode.

Even sweet Sally Field might agree with that.  

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