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In case you're from Domohr, MO, Osama bin-sleeping-with-the-fish. The king
of terror was found, assassinated, then "buried" just like in Jersey, dropped from
a boat in the middle of the night, weighed down by the lead in his head. Osama
was living in squalid spender for the last seven years, right under the nose of our
$18 billion dollar ally, Pakistan. President Obama was forced to act, lest he be
implicated by Osama. Promised a multi-million dollar hideout in Ababbababbababadad, a suburb of Islamabad, by his realtor, Tony Rezko, Osama was livid to the point of self-implication.
That's right, Osama bin Laden was ready to squeal on Tony and give up his
silent partner, Barack Hussein Obama. What -- like you think we didn't know
these Mujahedeen were set up as the Jihadist Ozzie and Harriets(s) (s) (s) (s)
etc.--guarded in their estate by Pakistani hit men, with "retired" army and
"ex-police?" Yep, Osama was gonna squel. Even the weekly goat shipped in
for who-knows-what told bin LadenFUGHEDABOUDIT!
We’re all on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION now
So who’s to pay for Obamanuci’s strike against Osama?
US!
Al-Qaeda's new leader, Dr. Zawahari said you're gonna be sorry now!
Try and follow along. They hated us before 9/11 and threatened to kill us all -- which they made a good start on 9/11. When we entered Iraq and Afghanistan in response, they threatened to kill us all. When we killed thousands of al-Qaeda Jihadists and sympathizers during those wars, they threatened to kill us all. Truth be told, The Islam Zawahari represents has been at war with Christians and Jews for the last 14 centuries.
So what’s new?
When Obama apologized to the Muslim countries of the world, their response was to mock him and, guess what — threaten to kill us all. It’s gone so far that when an ant passed gas in Melbourne—Zawahari threatened to kill us all.
BTW, don’t buy the, “If Israel would only cooperate…” crap. They hated us before the reincarnation of the Israeli state. The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was a great friend to Adolf Hitler. He helped Nazis exterminate Jews and kill US GIs.
Sally Field, upon winning an Oscar gushed, “…you really, really like me!” All it took for Sal to believe was one weighty faux-man golden statue. Many of us still don’t get why a lot Muslims hate us to the point of yearning to, yep that’s right, kill us all. Let’s review the evidence just from the last 32 years.
· 1979-Iran throws out the Shah, a US friend who kept peace with Israel (why does this sound familiar?), and replaces him with the Ayatollah Khomeini. One of his first moves was to kidnap the US Embassy in Tehran and keep them hostage for 444 days, an act of war.
· 1983-Hezbollah makes its mark on the world by blowing up 241 US Marines. Reagan inexplicably retreats.
· 1993-The first attack on the WTC with a truck bomb kills six. Clinton works to keep our intel contingents from sharing information with each other and not to question criminals. Was that for his scandals or the safety of the USA?
· 1998-Osama bin Laden issues a fatwa declaring war on America, Christians and Jews, specifying the duty of Muslims to kill the above wherever they find them, including women and children.
· 1998-Clinton helps the Jihad cause by indicting Osama instead of attacking him. Clinton goes on to chicken out on no less than ten times on Osama assassination setups, according to Michael Scheuerer, CIA assignee to the bin Laden unit. Bubba wasn’t afraid of the terrorists. He was petrified by the polls.
· 2000-The USS Cole is blown up just off the coast of Yemen. Seventeen US sailors are murdered.
· 2001-9/11-or as Reverend Wrong opines, “America’s chickens have come home to roost!” Three thousand innocent people are massacred that day.
Alright already, Zawahari! Unless you’re a Liberal pinhead, we know that Muslims you represent want to kill us!
WE’VE NOTICED!
We’ve also observed that your kind of Jihad is meant for you to run and hide behind women and babies. Yet, you glorify death to those children by filling them with lies and hate about Christians and Jews. Then you represent Allah as rewarding these brainwashed murderers with tales of virgin encounters of the 72nd
quantity. And I thought doctors were supposed the heal people.
If you can’t trust a Lib to fold up like a wet pita, who can you trust?
Our President is so immured as a Muslim sympathizer that he went around the world begging forgiveness from the likes of you. But, even though I believe his policies will cost us in the long run, Obama took the baton and rammed it down your throats.
Dr. Zawahari, before you get a chance to fulfill your loony destiny, may a drone with your name and address be hurried on its way to your abode.
Even sweet Sally Field might agree with that.
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