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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 21, 2014 / 19 Adar II, 5774

Obama: 20 things we don't give him enough credit for

By Dave Weinbaum




JewishWorldReview.com | One tires from the criticisms received for being so negative of our supreme leader, President Barack Hussein Obama. Now there I go again! I said his middle name and I referred to him as royalty! According to some, this racist pig may as well pack it in and go straight to Hell!

I'm gonna give hope a chance and go for the change we're looking for. Therefore, in fairness, I'll write about twenty good things Barack Obama has accomplished:

1. President Obama has been a boon to the paint industry. He's painted so many red lines; they've run out of that color. There's only green left for Putin.

2. He reads speeches very well, even if they are gobbledygook, lies or racial and class attacks.

3. Barack doesn't want his girls to pay for their mistakes, like bringing a child into the world—even if he might resemble his imagined son, Trayvon Martin.

4. He appears, when he's not ogling the Prime Minister of Denmark or Beyonce, Al Sharpton, or "special assistant" Reggie Love to be a loving and attentive husband.

5. B. Hussein Obama hasn't eaten his dogs—yet.

6. He's written a couple of books with very little evidence he's actually read one.

7. Obama's surpassed, by far, the brazen lying capacity of one William Jefferson Clinton.

8. He's so polite; he bows to all our enemies, yet is stern enough to ridicule major allies.

9. Barack has very cutely misspelled "RESPECT," leaving out the first "E". As Don Imus posed, "If you don't have any why would you be able to spell it?"

10. He loves his Obamacare law so much he's changed it 33 times— and without that bothersome Congress!

11. While Clinton's legacy was that he was the first and only President to get a Jewish girl to eat pork, Obama surpassed Bubba in frequent flier miles while running away from those harassing governing duties, like Benghazi or that "smidgeon" less IRS Scandal.

12. He's got a nifty sounding name even if it's akin to some of our vilest enemies. Obama/Osama? Sounds like twins separated by a Jihad's sword.

13. He isn't culpable in the hijacking/crash/spaceship/black hole disappearance of the Malaysian Boeing 777---yet!

14. He was NOT in on the original planning of either the 1993 or 2001 attacks on the WTC, although he DID stay in a church for 20 years where Reverend Wright declared after 9/11 that "America's chickens have come home to roost!"

15. I didn't know the USA had 57 states before Obama cleared the air— did you?

16. He showed Sarah Palin for the dummy she was! Imagine Caribou Barbie w/o a Hahvad or Columbia degree predicting a Russian invasion into the Ukraine way back in 2008!

17. His Administration is so "transparent" they demand questions from reporters in advance of the presser so they can eliminate the ones they don't like and rehearse answers for the ones that makes them look good. How efficient—wonder if Carney will allow a reporter to ask why.

18. Obama is the most amazing car, green energy and Obamacare salesman in history! Too bad millions of these cars are being recalled, mostly all of the alternative fuel companies are bankrupt and Obamacare, which he lied about hundreds of times to get passed is about to put the whole country under water while killing the best healthcare system in the world.

19. He is making the world so safe that Hitler is goose stepping in Hell, wondering where Obama was when he conquered Europe and North Africa.

20. Barack knew that if he whined to Bill O'Reilly on national TV, Bill would follow up by recognizing him as "…A PATRIOT." Soon Valerie Jarrett was sitting right across the "no spin guy" giving an exclusive interview. Chris Wallace has been stymied by the WH for weeks looking for administration guests to explain their position on his show. Chris: see O'Reilly for suck-up lessons!

There! I've done it! I've absolved my sins! One more little quote from syndicated columnist and fellow JWR Pundit, Charles Krauthammer on how amazing Obama truly is and then I'll be back to my old self—taking the true path of an American criticizing the President of the United states---may his Barry name be shouted in misery—I mean history!

Oh well!

Once a sinner…

"Obama never knows anything. It's like he stumbled into the White House and found out he's President." Charles Krauthammer


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