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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 14, 2012/ 20 Adar, 5772

Dear Leader Knows what's best for us children

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | I would speculate that everyone has about a dozen movies that they watch over and over, often sputtering the lines before the actors give them. I confess to being one of them.

A recent showing of the multi-awarded Gladiator flick found me in a stage of full enthrallment.

Caesar, played to evil perfection by Joaquin Phoenix and Russell Crowes Roman General, Maximus turned Gladiator, remind me of our present-day situation here in the USA. After murdering his father, the new Caesar demonstrated his limited intelligence and outlandish arrogance. Caesar conveyed that he thought of his subjects as his children. He would take care of them and their pedestrian needs without the interference of that disrespectfully bothersome Roman Senate—and they would love him in return. After all, he was Caesar.

Gladiator, then the head general of the Roman Empire and Caesar designate, was one of many who suspected young Caesar illegitimate. He was sure Caesar had murdered his father. Unlike all others, Gladiator refused Caesar's superiority.

Miraculously, Gladiator survives assassination and, unbeknownst to Caesar, gallops from Germania to his house in Spain only to find the charred bodies of his wife and son hanging before their burnt house. Wounded, he collapses after he buries them.

Picked up by a wandering Gladiator showman, he slowly works his way back from Gladiator Vaudeville in the outlying provinces to play the Coliseum in Rome.

You don't have to have a title to be a leader

While Gladiator is en route, Caesar has already arrived at his Roman Palace from where he will rule the largest empire then known to man. He becomes exacerbated by the petty Senators imploring him to make trivial decisions for the benefit of the ordinary citizens. He pledges to eliminate their power.

So how will he govern? Easy! He'll give the populace 150 days of games at the Coliseum. Caesar has loaves of bread thrown into the stands -- sort of like ancient food stamps. The citizenry loves him for it. They feel entitled by Caesar's largesse -- like the children he's deemed them to be.

The Roman populace is entertained as he continues to close down their rights to representative government behind their backs.

HAIL DEAR LEADER!

Just as Caesar lectured and threatened the Senate and claimed superiority to all, so goes our Dear Leader as he lectures Congress, Supreme Court Judges, Cardinals, Jewish heads of state, and anyone else who would have the temerity to disagree with such superior intellect. He's even called for his own army of proletariats in the form of a civilian force, as well funded, well armed and as well manned as our regular armed forces.

To complement the above, he's claimed new powers to kill anyone he sees fit, both overseas and at home.

You see, Dear Leader's intellectual acuity has been challenged by few and worshipped by all in the MSM. According to them, the evidence is overwhelming. If you disagree-well we all know what that means. You're a racist.

Nobody knew much about Obama's life before the 2008 election. Only a few conservative's bothered to vet him. When they revealed their hard-found information, like Reverend Wright, Louis ''the Jew Hater'' Farrakhan and Bill ''the bomber'' Ayers, they were threatened and labeled racist and right-wing nuts.

Citizens, now regarded as children by Dear Leader have benefited by the gift of his knowledge:


  • Obamacare - snuck through without the vetting of Congress and us children.

  • Energy - A complete disaster!

  • Catholic Church - Dear Leader knows better than THE POPE, CARDINALS, and BISHOPS, PRIESTS — COMBINED!

  • Contraception - Talk about contra-intuitional This brilliance was played to us toddlers as we watched Dear Leader hit the stone wall of the Catholic Church. Today's drop in popularity with women dispute Dear Leader's superior intellect.

  • Israel - The Children of Israel have now been adopted by Dear Leader.

    Pay no attention to that man who's directly elected and responsible for your safety. Dear Leader will provide!


Great Leader even has Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton lecturing us on the war on women, not in China, not under Sharia law but right here in the good ole' USA!

As Dear Leader and his cronies continue to play this shell game, the American public is maturing. No longer willing to believe Daddy O, they're making decisions based on facts, especially the ones that are trickling like one of Kevorkian's slow-drip death machines into the Obama Reelection campaign. Andrew Breitbart, our Gladiator on roller blades, now and for eternity, is dripping fact after fact after fact against a billion dollar campaign.

President Obama, the kids have grown up.

It's time for America to turn thumbs down on Dear Leader and his thugs.

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