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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review February 26, 2010 / 12 Adar 5770

Obama demands summit with the Divine

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "You can put lipstick on a pig-it's still a pig." President Barack Obama


The audacity of those Republicans, reading from the actual passed Senate and House Obamacare Bills! Don't they understand Hope and Change?! Have they no soul--no mercy?


The Obama/Dem's ploy during today's HC summit of saying Repubs agree with almost all of the solely Dem written and Dem passed HC bill(s), (4,500 pages worth) was classic. Seems some on the right expressed that a few sentences in the bills had correct punctuation and the President's blue tie matched his shirt and shoes. Dems jumped on that like white on rice. Suddenly non-partisan, Dear Leader indicated he will shove this piece of legislative tyranny down America's throat via reconciliation, faking the civility of Republicans as agreement.


Thus only 51 Progressives will be needed VS the 60 vote majority to pass this monstrous takeover of 1/6th of the American economy. Of course, back in 2005, Hillary, Biden and Dear Leader railed against reconciliation when Repubs wanted an up and down vote on federal judges. All Obama has to do now is bully enough Dem Senators and lefty Reps to hold their nose, vote for Obamacare, then hit the want ads. Those voting for this USA killer who are up for election will be fired by the American People.


If today's meeting works, as described above, how far-fetched is it to take on his next legislative imperative? The Man-Made Global Warming scam-based Crap and Tax could be the trigger for the next summit because of these events:


  • Copenhagen blizzard during the Weather consortium.

  • The freezing out of most of the recent Global Warming meets and greets all over the world.

  • The blizzards following ALGORE like dirt on Pigpen.

  • Emails proving the climate "science" liars threw out raw data and fibbed about the rest.

  • A former MM Global warming "scientist" now saying we haven't warmed since 1995-and we may be in a cooling trend.

  • The suicide of one of the scamming "scientists" and the admitted hari kari thoughts of another.

  • The waving off the ocean rising BS.

  • Jetsetter Robert F. Kennedy's prediction that lack of snow would kill the sled business around the Beltway.


Even the "Won," as he reminded Senator McCain today, couldn't blame Rush or the Republicans for the above circumstances.

Letter from JWR publisher


None of these events prove or disprove MM Global Warming but the con men on the left would have us believe an ant passing gas in Australia is a sure sign of Global Warming.


G-d just responded in a language libs would understand.


Soooo, what's a Progressive Socialist Messiah to do?


You got it! He'll demand a summit with The One, The Only, The Almighty---G-D.


It'll be the summit of ALL summits. "THE ONE VS THE WON!" Pay-per-View alone might cut the deficit in half.


"G-d is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." Voltaire


Are we in biblical times? I find the coincidental, collateral evidence fascinatingly alarming. What we're seeing could be a parting-of-the-sea coldest global winter in recorded history. G-d has made the Pharaohs of Global warming let His People Go ---ALL of His people.


So Dear Leader will call the Almighty in for a one-on-one. He'll question G-d's impropriety in ruining his scam to break evil America and make the USA redistribute whatever wealth is still there to third world despots.


I, for one, will be mesmerized by the false messiah as he scolds the Almighty about HIS SHORTCOMINGS..


Then all Hell will break loose.


Let the fire and brimstone begin!


You know Who I'm bettin' on!

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