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Jewish World Review
Feb. 19, 2010
/ 5 Adar 5770
Strawman for President 2012
By
Dave Weinbaum
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President Obama identified a man who
disagrees with him every other second. His
name is Strawman—Manny Strawman. We
must find Manny and run him against Obama
in 2012.
Finally, there's someone out there who's
causing more consternation to the Obama
administration and the Dem Congress than Joe
"You Lie" Wilson . Without mentioning him
by name, this man has been railed on more by
Barack and his sycophants than Sarah, Rush
and Glen combined.
Protests denied are
revolutions defined
When Dear Leader lays others out to dry and
throws pawns under the bus, he's just
covering up for the man who scares him most,
Manny Strawman. Obama is reluctant to
identify Manny. He's too frightened by the
Strawman's power. Why give him a head-start
at the polls? So the Exalted One will continue
to savage Manny in hopes he'll be too shamed
and scared to continue his protest. Here's a
partial list of the man President Obama fears
most:
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The man who refuses to "pick up a mop" and help DL (Dear Leader) sop up the "mess"
left him.
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The man who dared criticize the takeover of 1/6th of the economy by Obamacare.
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That man who released the record of climate scientists showing the scope of fraud
perpetrated on the world regarding Man-Made Global Warming.
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The man who revealed fellow Nobel Prize winner, ALGORE, to be a con man on a scale
Bernie Madoff never envisioned. He single-handedly ruined Al's 527 organization, Personal
Reclamation in Career Kiting (PRICK), funded by George Soros and left-over "stimulus"
money.
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The man who would dare raise the constitutionality of government take-overs of major
industries.
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The man who listens to Rush, Beck and Hannity and that oh-so-evil and scary Fox News.
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The man who supports the Supreme Court and their reckless defense of the First
Amendment.
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The man who supports those gun-toting Bible-reading rednecks in the Tea Party
Movement.
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The man who claims the Founding Fathers were wise and prophetic in their government
innovation against a president who would destroy it.
" The man who loves our war veterans and is infuriated by Homeland Secretary Loon Janet
Napolitano's stated fear that our returning warriors were the real terror threat we should be
protecting ourselves against.
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The man who wonders why this president insists on bringing terrorists into the country
instead of keeping them in Gitmo.
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The man who Mirandizes terrorists caught in the act of attempted mass murder of hundreds
of American men, women and children, while prosecuting CIA agents who tried and
succeeded in preventing these killers from slaughtering us.
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The man who objects to racist comments from DL against Cambridge Police attempting to
protect a black, elderly, handicapped Hahvad Professor's home.
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The man who knows the history of Mao, Fidel, Hitler and Stalin and doesn't want it
repeated in America .
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The man who raises the question of why someone would surround himself with advisors
who advocate legal representation for grasshoppers and the spread of sterilant in drinking
water.
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The man who knows you can't tax your way out of a recession.
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The man who believes promoting class war is a hateful lazy way to govern.
When dragging arrogance off its high horse, expect to get kicked
Manny is an amalgamation of Barack Obama's limited imagination, one that prevents him from
accepting blame for any significant mistake. In the back of Barack's ever so narrowing mind, he's
beginning to realize Manny Strawman is alive—thriving in the hearts and souls of the majority and
growing numbers of Americans.
Manny Strawman is the American people who refuse to let this president steal the past and future
liberty of this great country.
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