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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review

Newt joins Bubba in baggage handlers hall of fame

By Dave Weinbaum



http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Newt Gingrich is a man on emission. He's being tailed by the press for cheating on all his wives and offering to cheat on now wife, then mistress, Callista with his then current wife — who he cheated with on his first wife! The MSM can't suck enough of these fumes up! The amazing truth is Gingrich was (is?) getting more booty than all the Dem Presidents combined in the last 100 years.

Click here for more news, commentary and humor The press is excited 'cause it's like the old days of covering Bill and Hill: only this time it was okay to spew the bile! OH JOY!! PRAISE SOROS AND ALINSKY! WE'VE BAGGED THE DIRTY ELEPHANT!

What a bonus to the boring screaming. "Newt's a Progressive!" "Romney's a Capitalist Pig!" How much better to bray, "NEWT'S AN UNMITIGATED SLUT!?" With that kind of bumper sticker he could beat Obama in the Democratic Primaries. Is there still time?

A window of opportunity won't open itself

CNN's John King bit into the bait, rolled by ABC's Brian Ross as he interviewed one of Newt's ex-wives. Marianne accused Newt of trying to connive her into an open marriage. He claimed that his paramour, Callista was jiggy with sharing him. Now there's some First Lady qualifications.

Bill's gotta be pining over that one. No wonder Gingrich and Bubba got on so well. They must have compared interns and may even have been on the same paige(s).

When King asked if he minded answering a few questions about Marianne's salacious discussion, Gingrich set the hook just like the Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea. He toyed with King -- reeling hard then pausing -- reeling hard then pausing. King, dead in the water, having been deep fried out of rhetoric then started the debate that was like a one minute sale you're ten seconds late for. It was already over!

With the South Carolina raising the American Flag on the whoop-ass Gingrich just dumped on the Liberal Media, Newt solidified himself as the new leader of the Republican Party. He began this thread earlier in a Fox moderated debate. Juan Williams race-baited Newt on the question of jobs for minorities, implying that the Speaker was disrespectful to blacks. Denying any offense against anyone, Gingrich brought up his daughter Jackie, who at 13, had a paying janitorial gig for their church.

Not satisfied with Newt's roaring standing "O" from the SC audience, Williams doubled down. He brought up the race card again! Juan asked if calling Obama the Food stamp President may have been racist. Newt denied Juan his Mea Culpa, then said, "ůmore people have been put on food stamps by Barack Obama than any president in American history." He almost brought the house down.

Results? After losing in Iowa and getting squashed in New Hampshire, Gingrich stood on the shoulders of the Liberal press and beat Romney by 12 in South Carolina. Gingrich, down 20 points in Florida last week is now leading the polls in Florida by 10. That's a 30 point turnaround!

By the way, the rumor that John King was out purchasing furniture with Newt the morning after the CNN Debate was squelched when Juan Williams proudly admitted it was he and Gingrich at Sofas 'R US.

Hate the weed but admire its tenacity

Like Bill, Newt shows how to take a negative issue and run with it. Who thought Clinton, notorious for his campaigning-non-management (Hmmm Sound familiar?) could hold on under the adversity of Jennifer Flowers before the '92 election, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky and the woman who accused him of outright rape, Juanita Broderick. Everybody thought Clinton was gone —except Clinton. He managed to escape his impeachment conviction, plead guilty to lying to a Grand Jury in the Paula Jones' case and went on his way to fix the deficit and sign welfare reform under the tutelage of a chubby Speaker named Gingrich.

Now Clinton is one of the most respected ex-Presidents by a people with a notably short memory.

Let's put Newt under the microscope. As I sit here writing this The Brit and Bret Boys, Hume and Baier are reporting that the Obama Campaign just issued some scathing documents on Romney, not uttering a syllable on Newt. Give you one guess who THEY want to run against. (If you're Liberal, I'll give you two.) Here's some more Newtables:


  • Speaker Gingrich was convicted of ethics violations and fined by $300,000.

  • Newt has the highest negative ratings amongst all the remaining Republican candidates.

  • His personal baggage will turn some voters away, but at this point the country seems to love rogues more than they're willing to admit outside the voting booth.

  • The millions paid him by the corrupt government mortgage agencies; Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac taint Gingrich with the Democrats with ruining our economy.

  • Newt, a Romney hater, verbally destroyed capitalism to win a few points on an obtusely silent Mitt, using positions that have been echoed by Barack Obama.

Still, like Clinton, and yes-even Obama, Newt has passion--and it's contagious. Romney seems timid at his side. Newt could win.

I just want to know if there's an operation to keep the part of Newt's brain that wants to make him sit on a couch with Nancy Pelosi and hawk man-made global warming, frozen.

We need a Newtabotomy STAT! Just don't operate on the wrong side of that brain.

The free world may be riding on it.

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