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Jewish World Review
Sept. 17, 2009
/ 28 Elul 5769
The Absurdity Meter Blowup
By
Bob Tyrrell
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My absurdity meter has blown up. The current news
has been simply too much for this frail device, which I attach to my
television set to give me a daily reading of the news' absurdity content.
First, two wholesome young people conduct a sting operation in the offices
of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, presenting
themselves as dealers in the sex business and receiving practical advice as
to how to successfully conduct business and launder money. Then former
President Jimmy Carter claims a congressman's terse, albeit ill-tempered,
declamation was "based on racism." Finally, a United Nations "fact-finding"
mission reports that Israel is morally equivalent to the terrorists who have
lobbed 8,000 rockets and mortars into southern Israel since 2001. It was all
too much for my little absurdity meter. Its dial spun madly. Its buzzer
began to scream. Then it simply went pop and expired.
I shall have to return it to Andrew Breitbart for repairs.
Which of the above stories is the most absurd I shall leave for
you to judge. Jimmy Carter's has a whiff of the ominous to it. We have a
mixed-race president, and undoubtedly there will be bigots who will make
racially invidious judgments against him. Yet such primitives are off on the
fringes of American life. At the center of American life, it is unlikely
that anyone will consider President Barack Obama in racial terms. For Carter
to charge this is as reprehensible as it is reckless. He was alleging that
when Rep. Joe Wilson intemperately shouted "you lie!" during the president's
health care address to Congress, the South Carolinian's eruption was "based
on racism."
"There is an inherent feeling among many in this country that an
African-American should not be president," said this smug little malcontent.
Actually, that is a fiction. "Hardly anyone thinks that," says polling
expert Karlyn Bowman, a senior fellow at the American Enterprise Institute,
and she cites a 2008 Gallup finding that 94 percent of the country was
willing to vote "for a well-qualified person for president who happened to
be black." Moreover, Jimmy is no paragon on the question of race baiting. At
least two of his biographers Betty Glad, three decades ago, and Steven F.
Hayward, four years ago have recorded that Jimmy played the race card in
his early days in Georgia politics. His 1970 campaign for governor went so
far as to distribute racially charged literature to the Ku Klux Klan. One
could argue that Jimmy is playing the race card again, this time playing to
the sense of black grievance. In both instances, he has encouraged ugly
passions.
The other absurd story that encourages ugly passions is the
United Nations report that Israel was somehow morally equivalent with Hamas
last winter when it sent its forces into Gaza to relieve its citizenry from
Hamas' rocket and mortar assaults. In fact, the report is harsher on Israel
than it is on Hamas, for Israel's allegedly "deliberately disproportionate
attack designed to punish, humiliate and terrorize a civilian population."
Hamas' standard operating procedure is to launch attacks from civilian
centers. It regularly uses civilians as shields. Moreover, its aerial
attacks against civilian concentrations in Israel are unconscionable. They
themselves constitute war crimes, but now this absurd U.N. report could
expose the Israeli military to war crime proceedings. That is an ominous
development.
Yet not all the recent absurdities have a grim aspect. One was
utterly delightful. For years, law enforcement agencies and journalists have
been trying to expose the felonious activities of the left-wing Association
of Community Organizations for Reform Now, particularly with regard to vote
fraud and misuse of government money. Last week, two winsome conservative
practitioners of guerrilla theater revealed that they had tapes of stings
that they had perpetrated in ACORN offices all over the country. Posing as a
pimp with his numero uno prostitute, the two sought advice from ACORN
counselors as to how to gain a home loan for a brothel that would employ
underage Central American girls.
Very professionally, ACORN employees advised them on how to
camouflage their purposes, cheat the Internal Revenue Service, and launder
the money. Bury it in the backyard was one bit of advice. Call yourself not
a prostitute, but a "freelancing performance artist," came from another.
ACORN's employees are urban sophisticates and apparently very experienced
with government. One told the "pimp" how to collect child tax credit for the
Central American girls. Another boasted of her close connections with Sen.
Barbara Boxer and Rep. Joe Baca. This woman, obviously a Californian, also
spoke of the good old days when she herself was an "escort." And she bragged
of something even more exciting. She, Ms. Tresa Kaelke, claimed to have
killed her husband.
Perhaps now ACORN stands exposed for the criminal racket that it
is. Yet there is something else to expose it for, a collection of
knuckleheads. The two very young and very middle-class provocateurs were not
very convincing; that is to their credit.
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