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Feb. 8, 2013

Rabbi Berel Wein: Lofty ideals must be followed with grounded applications

Clifford D. May: Letter from the West Bank
Steve Rothaus: Judge OKs plan for gay man, lesbian couple to be on girl's birth certificate
Gloria Goodale: States consider drone bans: Overreaction or crucial for privacy rights?
Environmental Nutrition Editors: Don't buy the aloe vera juice hype
Michael Craig Miller, M.D.: Harvard Experts: Regular exercise pumps up memory, too
Erik Lacitis: Vanity plates: Some take too much license
The Kosher Gourmet by Susie Middleton: Broccoflower, Carrot and Leek Ragout with Thyme, Orange and Tapenade is a delightful and satisfying melange of veggies, herbs and aromatics
Feb. 6, 2013

Nara Schoenberg: The other in-law problem

Frank J. Gaffney Jr. : A see-no-jihadist for the CIA
Kristen Chick: Ahmadinejad visits Cairo: How sect tempers Islamist ties between Egypt, Iran
Roger Simon: Ed Koch's lucky corner
Heron Marquez Estrada: Robot-building sports on a roll
Patrick G. Dean, M.D.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: How to restore body's ability to secrete insulin
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: 3 prostate-protecting diet tips
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen 7 principles for to help you make the best soup ever in a slow cooker
Feb. 4, 2013

Jonathan Tobin: Can Jewish Groups Speak Out on Hagel?

David Wren: Findings of government study, released 3 days before Newtown shooting, at odds with gun-control crusaders
Kristen Chick: Tahrir becomes terrifying, tainted
Curtis Tate and Greg Gordon: US keeps building new highways while letting old ones crumble
David G. Savage: Supreme Court to hear case on arrests, DNA
Harvard Health Letters: Neck and shoulder pain? Know what it means and what to do
Andrea N. Giancoli, M.P.H., R.D.: Eat your way to preventing age-related muscle loss
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Baked Pears in Red Wine and Port Wine Glaze: A festive winter dessert
Feb. 1, 2013

Rabbi Dr. Tzvi Hersh Weinreb: Redemption

Clifford D. May Home, bloody, home
Christa Case Bryant andNicholas Blanford Why despite Syria's allies warning of retaliation for Israeli airstrikes, the threats are likely hollow
Rick Armon, Ed Meyer and Phil Trexler Ex-police captain cleared by DNA test is freed after nearly 15 years
Harvard Health Letters: Could it by your thyroid?
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: When 'healthy food' isn't
Sue Zeidler: Coke ad racist? Arab-American groups want to yank Super Bowl ad (INCLUDES VIDEO)
The Kosher Gourmet by Nealey Dozier The secret of this soup is the garnish
January 30, 2013

Allan Chernoff: Celebrating 'Back from the Dead Day'

America isn't a religious country? Don't tell Superbowl fans!
Mark Clayton Cybercrime takedown!
Germany remembers Hitler rise to power
Israel salutes U. N. --- with the one finger salute
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: Get cookin' with heart-healthy fats
Ballot riles Guinness World Records
The Kosher Gourmet by Elizabeth Passarella Potato, Squash and Goat Cheese Gratin
January 28, 2013

Nancy Youssef: And Democracy for all? Two years on, Egypt remains in state of chaos

Fred Weir: Putin: West is fomenting jihadi 'blowback'
Meredith Cohn: Implantable pain disk may help those with cancer
Michael Craig Miller, M.D. : Ask the Harvard Experts: Are there drugs to help control binge eating?
David Ovalle Use of controversial 'brain mapping' technology stymied
Jane Stancill: Professor's logic class has 180,000 friends
David Clark Scott Lego Racism?
The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali The celebrated chef introduces us to PANZEROTTI PUGLIESI, cheese-stuffed pastry from Italy's south


Jewish World Review Oct. 31, 2012/ 15 Mar-Cheshvan, 5773

Escape velocity

By Paul Greenberg


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "A lot of people leave Arkansas and most of them come back sooner or later. They can't quite achieve escape velocity."

--Charles Portis, "Dog of the South"

Those are the lucky ones, the Arkies/Arkansawyers/Arkansans who can't ever make it out of this small, wonderfully interconnected state. Or are drawn back into it by some inexorable force. Call it fate or failure or necessity or whatever you like if you're one of those folks embarrassed by any mention of the will of God.

Sooner or later these blessed souls come home and settle in, having discovered or rediscovered their natural habitat, aka destiny. As for those who never make it back, they may spend the rest of their lives without a sense of place.

Much like vegetation, the transplanted may not thrive in other than native soil, which is why it is necessary, when inserting them into inhospitable climes, to leave their roots intact, sustained by at least some of the nutrients that made them what they are, or used to be.

No wonder the surest instinct of those cast into the Southern diaspora is to seek out other Southerners, just to hear a soft word, a familiar tone, or feel the unspoken comfort of home and old times there not forgotten. Their ears perk up at the sound of a Southern accent across a crowded room.

They grow nostalgic, that is, homesick for the past. Sometimes in the worst ways. The South can assume freakish proportions in their telling. Especially in the worst of the breed, the professional Southerner. Pitiful. If I encounter one more mezzotint in a New York drawing room of Lee and Jackson drawing up the order of battle for Chancellorsville with a stick in the middle of a dirt road....

Some of these lost souls finally make it home, where even the damned are welcomed like the prodigals they are. As if they'd never left. Think of Willie Morris, whose memoir and comic masterpiece, "North Toward Home," is unimaginable without his coming from Mississippi, where he was destined to return after all his wandering and realize, like Jacob, that this place was holy and he knew it not.

Naturally enough, Buddy Portis came home to Arkansas, not that he ever left it in disposition. He had the good sense to stay a kind of Southerner -- the best, unpretentious, slightly detached kind, even when he was elsewhere physically. Like in the London bureau of the New York Herald-Tribune.

The self-exiled may return at any time, and walk in as though they'd never left. ("Haven't seen you around lately. You been sick?") Then they'll sit down and throw off a masterpiece or two, like "True Grit." And lesser works -- "Norwood," "Dog of the South" -- that still tower above anything on the meager market today. Portis keeps on being discovered -- or periodically re-discovered. That's the way it is with old friends and good writers.

Now we have a collection of Portis's miscellaneous writings dished up under the title "Escape Velocity," and emphasizing what long has needed emphasizing -- his journalism.

As expected, Buddy Portis didn't show for the book launch here in Little Rock the other night. He's a writer, not a celebrity. His appearance at the party would have been superfluous, maybe even in the way. His books were there. And they were more than enough. For the writing's the thing.

Just don't let the self-absorbed introductions and marginalia in this miscellany spoil the taste of Buddy Portis' own dry vintage. The wise reader will go straight to the selections from Portis himself -- astringent, bracing, simple, sounding like stray thoughts jotted down in a casual moment as only the artfully and arduously made can. His characters could be sitting next to you on a Greyhound bus.

The charm of Charles Portis' prose isn't easy to describe and the attempt is better not made. Just read even the shortest snippet and you'll smile. Especially at his adroit use of the Southern vernacular. If you're from these latitudes, it may even save you from the snare and delusion called escape velocity.

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