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Jewish World Review Aug 7, 2012 / 19 Menachem-Av, 5772 Lost: the plain meaning of words By Paul Greenberg
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | "That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all." -- Remember when the question of the day was what the meaning of is, is? That seems so long ago -- 1998. Back then the president doing the explaining was The Hon. How could that not have been a lie? "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the -- if he -- if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not -- that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement. ... Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true." Got all that? I never did, either. But it was an impressive response nevertheless. One for the books. Indeed, one worthy of the voluminous annals of American misrepresentation. It may have lacked the brevity of a Zen koan, but there was something just as mysterious about it. Now the question is no longer the meaning of is, but the meaning of that. For now there's another linguistician in the Take your choice of the editing tricks unprincipled critics have been using to make it seem the president said something he didn't, namely that American businessmen didn't build their companies. Never mind what the rest of us heard him say. He didn't. Who you gonna believe, the president of Here's what Mr. Obama actually said in a campaign appearance at If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn't get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. If you thought our president was saying that if you've got a business, you didn't build that, then you heard wrong. All he was saying was that somebody else made that happen -- that you, Mr. Businessman, or Ms. Businesswoman, owe your success not to your own hard work or talent, or just plain luck and God's help, but to somebody else -- the rest of us, the Great Collective, or just those roads and bridges government built. Which is what the president meant by "that." Oh. But who in real life talks like that, referring to roads and bridges not as those but that? The president of It's enough to make us miss plain English. And not for the first time. What ever happened to the plain meaning of words, to the way people, not politicians, talk? Remember the days when you didn't need an interpreter to understand what a president of Now the country has a president who has to keep explaining, or rather not explaining, what he said about American businessmen not creating their own businesses. That's his story and he's sticking to it, despite the plain meaning of words.
Let's not even go into this president's highly debatable version of who created the Internet and why, namely: Government invented it so American companies could make money off it. Who knew? Yes, there was a forerunner of the Internet designed largely for military purposes called ARPAnet, and it originated with the government's All in all, Mr. President, it wasn't quite as simple as "Government research created the Internet so that all companies could make money off the Internet." Indeed, far from being designed for commercial purposes, ARPAnet was declared off-limits for private use. As late as 1982, a handbook on computing put out by "It is considered illegal to use the ARPAnet for anything which is not in direct support of government business. . . . Sending electronic mail over the ARPAnet for commercial profit or political purposes is both anti-social and illegal. By sending such messages, you can offend many people, and it is possible to get So much for government's having invented the Internet to help American businesses make money off it. Not that the private sector couldn't be just as blind to the Internet's potential. Who knew? This president needs a fact-checker, or at least a good copyeditor, hard as both are to come by.
A wise president, or just a wise man, having been caught in so gross a misstatement, would simply say he was sorry, or maybe "No excuse," as we were taught to say in the service after we'd screwed up royally. Then the air would be cleared, and the whole mess put behind us. Confession is good not just for the soul, but for peace of mind. What would it cost, a little false pride? And it would be more than compensated for by a healthy measure of self-respect. Here's a tip from an old editor: Run a correction and be done with it! Instead, by trying to "explain" what he said, or didn't say, our president has only prolonged this controversy and his own verbal ordeal. And he's also entrenched the phrase, "You didn't build that," in American memories. Much like "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
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