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Feb. 8, 2013

Rabbi Berel Wein: Lofty ideals must be followed with grounded applications

Clifford D. May: Letter from the West Bank
Steve Rothaus: Judge OKs plan for gay man, lesbian couple to be on girl's birth certificate
Gloria Goodale: States consider drone bans: Overreaction or crucial for privacy rights?
Environmental Nutrition Editors: Don't buy the aloe vera juice hype
Michael Craig Miller, M.D.: Harvard Experts: Regular exercise pumps up memory, too
Erik Lacitis: Vanity plates: Some take too much license
The Kosher Gourmet by Susie Middleton: Broccoflower, Carrot and Leek Ragout with Thyme, Orange and Tapenade is a delightful and satisfying melange of veggies, herbs and aromatics
Feb. 6, 2013

Nara Schoenberg: The other in-law problem

Frank J. Gaffney Jr. : A see-no-jihadist for the CIA
Kristen Chick: Ahmadinejad visits Cairo: How sect tempers Islamist ties between Egypt, Iran
Roger Simon: Ed Koch's lucky corner
Heron Marquez Estrada: Robot-building sports on a roll
Patrick G. Dean, M.D.: Mayo Clinic Medical Edge: How to restore body's ability to secrete insulin
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: 3 prostate-protecting diet tips
The Kosher Gourmet by Emma Christensen 7 principles for to help you make the best soup ever in a slow cooker
Feb. 4, 2013

Jonathan Tobin: Can Jewish Groups Speak Out on Hagel?

David Wren: Findings of government study, released 3 days before Newtown shooting, at odds with gun-control crusaders
Kristen Chick: Tahrir becomes terrifying, tainted
Curtis Tate and Greg Gordon: US keeps building new highways while letting old ones crumble
David G. Savage: Supreme Court to hear case on arrests, DNA
Harvard Health Letters: Neck and shoulder pain? Know what it means and what to do
Andrea N. Giancoli, M.P.H., R.D.: Eat your way to preventing age-related muscle loss
The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Baked Pears in Red Wine and Port Wine Glaze: A festive winter dessert
Feb. 1, 2013

Rabbi Dr. Tzvi Hersh Weinreb: Redemption

Clifford D. May Home, bloody, home
Christa Case Bryant andNicholas Blanford Why despite Syria's allies warning of retaliation for Israeli airstrikes, the threats are likely hollow
Rick Armon, Ed Meyer and Phil Trexler Ex-police captain cleared by DNA test is freed after nearly 15 years
Harvard Health Letters: Could it by your thyroid?
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: When 'healthy food' isn't
Sue Zeidler: Coke ad racist? Arab-American groups want to yank Super Bowl ad (INCLUDES VIDEO)
The Kosher Gourmet by Nealey Dozier The secret of this soup is the garnish
January 30, 2013

Allan Chernoff: Celebrating 'Back from the Dead Day'

America isn't a religious country? Don't tell Superbowl fans!
Mark Clayton Cybercrime takedown!
Germany remembers Hitler rise to power
Israel salutes U. N. --- with the one finger salute
Sharon Palmer, R.D.: Get cookin' with heart-healthy fats
Ballot riles Guinness World Records
The Kosher Gourmet by Elizabeth Passarella Potato, Squash and Goat Cheese Gratin
January 28, 2013

Nancy Youssef: And Democracy for all? Two years on, Egypt remains in state of chaos

Fred Weir: Putin: West is fomenting jihadi 'blowback'
Meredith Cohn: Implantable pain disk may help those with cancer
Michael Craig Miller, M.D. : Ask the Harvard Experts: Are there drugs to help control binge eating?
David Ovalle Use of controversial 'brain mapping' technology stymied
Jane Stancill: Professor's logic class has 180,000 friends
David Clark Scott Lego Racism?
The Kosher Gourmet by Mario Batali The celebrated chef introduces us to PANZEROTTI PUGLIESI, cheese-stuffed pastry from Italy's south


Jewish World Review May 5, 2011 / 1 Iyar, 5771

And Now the Deluge

By Paul Greenberg


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | How high's the water, Mama?

Two feet high and risin'

How high's the water, Papa?

She said, "Two feet high and risin' "

It took someone with country in his bones, Arkansas-born-and-bred Johnny Cash, to tell the story in song, but it's an old saga in these drenched parts, dating back at least to the Noahide flood of 1927. That was the big one, and it inspired not just songs but a literary flood, too. Books, memoirs, historical studies ... they've washed up everywhere over the years. Not to mention those now faded photographs of hordes of folks camping out on the bridges and levees, or anywhere halfway dry. Images of the great deluge embedded themselves long ago in the South's collective memory.

They're already saying this year's deluge, as all that water comes pouring down the Mississippi and its already filling tributaries, could be comparable to legendary '27. That is not good news. Levees are already being blasted to save towns like luckless Cairo, Ill. With more heroic, or maybe just desperate, moves to come.

We can make it to the road in a homemade boat

'Cause that's the only thing we got that'll float

It's already over all the wheat and the oats

Two feet high and risin' . . .

The 1927 flood inspired not just song and story but a network of relief programs and flood-control projects of various effectiveness and sanity. The floods came and went, but this truth should have stayed with us in these drenched latitudes:

If there's one law Mother Nature never repeals, it's that water will go where it wants to go, underground or over land. It will stay in a river's banks or overflow them, sink into the swamps or come bearing down like a tidal wave. And when it does, watch out!

It's an old story that comes with an old lesson: The safest course when told to go is to go. Fast. Yet some will not learn it.

Well, the hives are gone, I've lost my bees

The chickens are sleepin' in the willow trees

Cow's in water up past her knees

Three feet high and risin' . . ."

This much you'd think we would have learned by now: When it's time to head for the high ground, it's time to head for the high ground. Get out while there's still time. But some of us are slow to learn. Especially when what was dry land a moment ago turns soggy, then into a lake. In record time. It's hard to believe, so there are always a few of us who won't.

Hey, come look through the window pane

The bus is comin', gonna take us to the train

Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain

Four feet high and risin' . . .

This flood season, the floodwaters struck little Pocahontas, Ark., on the banks of the Black River. As they've roared through many a town before in this water-rich, and sporadically waterlogged state. It'll creep up on you, the danger, like a rising tide and then a rushing flood.

To quote the town's beleaguered mayor, Frank Bigger, "I think it caught us off guard." As floods will.

"Five miles south of town," the mayor noted, "water's two to three feet over the road. It came up so sudden.''

It's hard to believe, it happens so fast. It's also hard to leave familiar territory, even as it turns into a lake. Why rush off and leave everything behind? It's easier to distrust the evidence of your eyes, and tell yourself you can wait this thing out. Even as the levees are turning into a sieve, springing leaks all along the line.

"You couldn't count the number of breaks," said Mayor Bigger after a helicopter tour with the governor, Mike Beebe, who already has officially declared 57 counties out of the state's 75 disaster areas. At last count.

Yet some folks will stay put not just till the last minute but beyond the last minute, hoping against hope. Pocahontas' police had ordered the residents of one subdivision to evacuate, but some weren't about to. Not then. "I'll know when it's time to leave," said one. "It's time to leave when my toes get wet."

A lot more than his toes were about to get wet when the levee broke soon afterward and sent eight feet of water gushing through his neighborhood. That convinced him. There's nothing like two, three, four feet of water and risin' moving down your street to restore that old instinct for self-preservation, otherwise known as good sense.

When sheriff's deputies boated in to rescue the holdouts, the reluctant refugee climbed aboard. It could have been Noah's Ark arriving in the nick of time. To quote another resident of the town, who lives along the southern reaches of the Black River, "My bed was about to get wet. I knew it was time to leave."

When your bed starts to turn into a boat, the message is undeniable: Go. And he went, wise man.

Well, the rails are washed out north of town

We gotta head for higher ground

We can't come back till the water goes down

Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin' . . .

The moral of this all too familiar story: When told to head out because the old homestead is about to become a place not just on a lake but in it, Go!

You can always come back. If you leave while you still can.

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