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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review December 10, 2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Kevin Hart's choice as Oscars host drew Hollywood protests because he has engaged in domestic violence and cheated on his wife while she was pregnant and made disparaging remarks about gays. It's a sensitive world. The NFL just suspended Hart six games in case he ever thinks about playing football.

• Hillary Clinton looked absolutely miserable sitting in the front pew of the funeral for George Bush. You felt for her. Sitting to her right were two men who defeated her for president, and to her left was a husband sitting there with an I-have-a-presidential-library-and-you-don't smirk on his face.

• Nancy Pelosi refused to link border wall funding to legalizing the Dreamers' status as offered by Trump Thursday. She's willing to pay for a fence, which gives the migrants a sporting chance into the U.S. Democrats no longer have eight children per marriage to re-stock the party, they order in.

• ABC News reported that a Southwest flight skidded off the runway while landing at Burbank Airport during Thursday's rainstorms in the San Fernando Valley. The passengers are very lucky they were flying Southwest. United would have charged everybody a twenty-five dollar excitement fee.


• The New York Times quoted Elizabeth Warren's aides saying they are astounded she won't apologize for claiming to be Native American. It's been an issue for three years. Elizabeth Warren's only proof her family is Native American is an old family photograph of her as a child, sitting Indian-style.

• The Pentagon was faced with an obesity statistic released Thursday saying that twenty-seven percent of young people are too fat to serve in the U.S. Army. We should allow fat people to serve in the military anyway. We can still fight the Russians in the Ukraine until it starts to get a little hilly.

• PETA declared saying phrases like bringing home the bacon or there's more than one way to skin a cat is racist language. Not true. What's racist is me telling PETA to go to Hell for trying to control what I have to say because any attempt to do so is a violation of my rights as an Englishman.

• PETA said using phrases like killing two birds with one stone is akin to using to racist, sexist, homophobic language. It gets worse. Progressives are demanding that radio stations stop playing the song Baby, It's Cold Outside, not because it promotes date rape, but because it denies global warming.


• NBC News reported Monday that up to forty Democrats are planning to run for U.S. president in two years. The list includes fresh faces and old warhorses. It's being reported that Hillary plans to run, which may not work out when you remember that in the last campaign she couldn't even walk.

• Monica Lewinsky discussed her Clinton affair at a luncheon of young women in show business in L.A. Tuesday. She now gives motivational speeches. If Monica can teach young women anything, it's that if you fall for a powerful man and then blow the whistle on him, the whistle will never object.

• French president Emmanuel Macron retreated on his environmentally-friendly fuel tax that he'd levied to comply with the Climate Accords. A week of Paris burning and rioting from outraged Frenchmen backed him down. It's the first time in modern history that France surrendered to France.

• Mikhail Gorbachev said world peace was in jeopardy Tuesday as Russia threatened to attack Euro countries that host U.S. missiles. The Red Army is mobilizing near the Ukraine border. None of this would be happening if somebody would teach Putin how to go on Twitter and fight like a man.

• U.S.-Russian war tensions this week recall how the U.S. and Russia avoided going to war in the Cuban Missile Crisis. JFK relayed secret messages to Khruschev through Soviet spy Georgi Bolshakov that literally saved world peace. Millennials must think JFK was assassinated for colluding.

• Texas former Congressman Beto O'Rourke finished high on the preferred list of Democratic candidates for president. Progressives are quick to hail a perceived fellow traveler. Three years ago, Vanity Fair named Caitlyn Jenner Woman of the Year and she hadn't even been a woman for a year.

• House of Representatives Millennial freshmen were reported upset that they are not allowed to live in the House of Representatives. They reason that it's a House isn't it? We can always make fun of Congress for being brainless, but they'll be the ones who easily survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

• The CIA gave the Senate evidence that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman murdered Saudi opposition journalist Jamal Khashoggi. The kingdom has a real PR problem. It doesn't look good when Saudi Arabia bans Indiana Jones movies because they promote violence against the Nazis.


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