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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 26, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • Disney World reportedly upped their security at the newly renovated Hall of Presidents to keep protesters from shooting paint balls at the Trump robot. Disney should charge an extra twenty bucks to people who want to fire paint balls at Trump's robot. They can call the exhibit Donald Duck.


• Somalia's government urged the U.S. to stop deporting illegal Somalis from the U.S. due to the terrorist threats they face back home. It's a completely different culture there. Whenever Somalis see a fat woman on the street, they don't tell her to go on a diet, they ask her where she got the food.


• North Korean dictator Kim Jung Un addressed the North Korea's People's Congress last week and vowed that his ICBM missiles can reach and destroy Los Angeles, New York and Chicago. The North Koreans can't be stupid enough to attack Chicago. Surely they know they'd be outgunned.


• Washington, DC was rated the nation's most literate city in the U.S. in a survey that is based on the number of bookstores and newspaper sales. It was followed by Minneapolis and Seattle. Los Angeles wasn't considered because they refuse to consider the amount of texts we read while driving.


• The Oklahoma City School Board will rename schools named after Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson and Stand Watie, bowing to growing national pressure. Americans should strike a deal. The North gets Hillary and the South gets Confederate heroes, and we all have a Lost Cause to celebrate.


• The Department of Agriculture confirmed speculation Thursday that California may take over Florida's place as the number one orange growing state. They're very image-conscious. Last week, the California Orange Growers offered O.J. Simpson a hundred grand to change his name to Snapple.


• NFL owners gave in to demands by the NFL Players Association and agreed to donate ninety million dollars to social justice causes, which include confronting police departments about the way they treat minorities. We should all get behind the police. There's a lot less chance we'll get shot there.


• The White House angered the Kremlin by selling anti-tank guns to Ukrainians who are fighting Russia-backed rebels. The Ukrainians were born in a country with Germans to the west of them and Russians to the east. Ukraine's motto is, That Which Doesn't Kill You, Just Missed.


• Wal-Mart announced they are going to start using no checkers at the cash register in some stores and let every purchase be self-service. It'll be pandemonium. Last week, I made it through Self-Checkout without needing any help, and Wal-Mart offered to make me district manager.


• New York City Mayor Bill DeBlasio raised eyebrows in the news media by speaking at an Iowa Democratic Party fundraising dinner this week. Everyone knows this means that he's probably running for president. The only other time that a New Yorker goes to Iowa is when the plane crashes.


• The L.A. Times reports the Coast Guard discovered a sea turtle in the Pacific Ocean which was dragging the binding rope that connected bales of cocaine. It was a nice try. Now it's just a simple matter for narcotics detectives to track down which Malibu resident has been raising homing turtles.


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