In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 25, 2013 / 22 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Leo DiCaprio stars in the Wolf of Wall Street about stockbrokers in the Nineties. It's a sermon against greed. And if there's one thing that'll inspire us to reject greed, it's an actor who takes fifteen million and a percent of the gross to expose the evils of capitalism.

Colorado officials warned that most ski resorts are on federal land and pot smokers will be arrested there. Feds can tell who's drunk and who's stoned. A drunk skier will crash right into a giant redwood, while a stoned skier will stop and wait for it to turn green.

The White House said President Obama was logged onto the U.S. government's health care website and enrolled in Obamacare. It went flawlessly. The navigator directed the president to MTV's website and now his primary health care provider is Pimp My Ride.

The White House extended the Obamacare deadline when the website crashed again Monday but the administration assured everyone it'll be working in a few days. When is the last time our government fixed anything in a few days? We still have troops in Korea.

Peyton Manning set an NFL record for touchdown passes in a season Sunday, leading the Denver Broncos to victory. He was mobbed by his teammates in the locker room. The Denver Broncos love Peyton Manning so much it makes Phil Robertson uncomfortable.

South Korea went on alert against North Korea Thursday after Kim Jung Un executed his Uncle Jang who headed the army. He's furious because his long range missiles barely make it off the launch pad. Kim Jung Un is the only Asian in the world that doesn't test well.

Dennis Rodman scouted basketball players in North Korea who'd serve on Kim Jung Un's team that Dennis will coach. It started a panic. Dennis Rodman announced he'd audition the outside shooters, and all of of Kim's uncles and ex-girlfriends went into hiding.

The USC Trojans defeated the Fresno State Bulldogs in Las Vegas Saturday to kick off the bowl season. It's a program on the rebound. Despite going through three coaches, the Trojans had a lot of positives this year, a couple of them just happen to be on the urine tests.

President Obama announced Monday may send troops to South Sudan to protect U.S. interests in the old capital of Khartoum. This year he's toured India, he's spared Egypt, he fortified Kenya and took South Africa by storm, and now it's off to Khartoum. Apparently someone gave him a bracelet for his birthday that's inscribed What Would Winston Do?

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