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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 24, 2013 / 21 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Nancy Pelosi told Democrats to back the bi-partisan budget deal last week although she said she realized that it sucks. She asked them to embrace the suck. Shocked listeners quickly realized Nancy just had a memory lapse and confused Obamacare with Clintoncare.

North Korea's Kim Jung Un confirmed Thursday that his Uncle Jang was executed for sabotaging the state in late November. He didn't specify exactly why. The best guess is that Kim Jung Un's uncle tried to talk to him about Obamacare over Thanksgiving dinner.

President Obama laid out the interaction between the NSA and Obamacare website problems at his

White House press conference. It's tricky to transfer NSA guys who hack our phone calls to the White House to fix the website because there's only so many of them. Now that India won't answer our phone calls, we must carefully allocate our nerds.

President Obama added a junk plan to Obamacare that offers catastrophic coverage for people who've had their policies cancelled. Their policies were cancelled because Obama care rules deemed them junk plans. If Barack Obama had set sail from Spain with the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, six months later he would have discovered Spain.



Microsoft forecast huge holiday sales of its new laptop equipped with a screen that's detachable as an iPad-type pad. The ad slogan is catchy. Microsoft is advertising the new lap-pad as the fastest and most vivid way not to be able to log onto the Obamacare website.

President Obama asked parents to promote Obamacare at Christmas dinner Friday. It never ends. Obamacare is the first government program ever conceived in the belief that the public will finally accept it after the comedians run out of jokes about it in three months.

President Obama said he will sign the bi-partisan budget deal passed by the House and the Senate. No one wants another shutdown. To end the last shutdown in October, President Obama signed a bill to re-do the Capitol building and now the zoo is open again.

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