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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 18, 2013 / 16 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un reportedly ordered his uncle executed on Friday for drunken behavior and womanizing. The next day he announced Dennis Rodman has agreed to coach North Korea's Olympic basketball team. He's been promised a state funeral.

Dallas Cowboy star Tony Romo blew a big lead and threw away a game to Green Bay Sunday, possibly costing them the playoffs. The team's fans have had it. The next day North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un referred to him in official communiques as Uncle Tony.

Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo went to visit sick kids in county hospital Monday. It was arranged by Make-a-Wish Foundation. He overshot the hospital by twenty yards and wound up asking county jail inmates what he could do to make their wishes come true.

President Obama's approval rating fell to thirty-eight percent Friday while Toronto mayor Rob Ford's approval rating soared to fifty percent. The conclusion is plain to see. President Obama would have been better off smoking crack than passing Obamacare.

The White House launched a half-billion dollar ad campaign to get people to enroll in Obamacare. Polls show the administration is losing the battle of perception. The White House sees Obamacare as a giant pill, while the people see it as a giant suppository.



U.S. District Court Judge Clark Maddoups ruled Monday that Utah cannot criminalize polygamous marriages. It's deemed a religious practice. Mormons believe the more wives a man has, the more twenty-five hundred dollar checks he can write to the Romney campaign.

Russia's president Vladimir Putin insulted the United States in an interview Tuesday, saying that Americans are genderless and infertile. He's become more confrontational with every day. Under Vladimir Putin's leadership, Russia's national bird is a hand gesture.

John Kerry reported the U.S. will give Vietnam five fast armored patrol boats. Since the war, Beirut, Bosnia, Iraq and Afghanistan have been called Another Vietnam. You would think we'd want to stop the spread of Vietnam, rather than give them faster boats.

China's space agency announced Sunday it successfully sent a spacecraft to the moon and made a soft landing. Our adversaries keep advancing, even if it's on different levels. On the same day, Iran sent a monkey into outer space, for drawing a cartoon of Muhammad.

The NSA hinted Monday it may pardon Ed Snowden if he will return all the classified secrets he stole. We know he doesn't have a lot of common sense. He went to Russia to avoid government prosecution which is just like going to Ireland to avoid getting drunk.

U.S. Judge Richard Leon ruled the NSA acted unconstitutionally by data-mining phone calls made by U.S. citizens. Hard core libertarians hate the NSA program. However, by and large, guys don't mind the telephone surveillance program because they feel it adds to U.S. security, while women like Obama's policy because finally a man is listening to them.

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