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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 17, 2013 / 14 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un reportedly ordered his uncle executed on Friday for drunken behavior and womanizing. It was good news for President Obama. After hearing what happened in North Korea his Uncle Omar has decided to move back to Kenya.

The White House asked insurance companies to extend the deadline for Obamacare policyholder payments to assure coverage. The chaos is frightening. A year ago they said you can keep your health care plan, and today they're saying don't get sick in January.

Bill Clinton urged the White House to hang tough on Obamacare and to work out the bugs in the system. His thinking's evolved over time. Early in life Bill Clinton believed in universal health care coverage until fifteen years ago when he got Blue Dress and Blue Pill.

The NFL reported the parking spots at the Super Bowl in New Jersey are a hundred fifty dollars. It makes the crowd safer. If terrorists can afford the parking fee and the Super Bowl tickets you figure even if they do hate America they'd never betray their class.

Mexico's oil company sold stock to foreigners for the first time Monday. The country is a huge U.S. trading partner. In addition to its huge supply of gold, beer, tequila, grapes, strawberries, oil and silver, Mexico is also the world's number-one producer of Americans.



The British Medical Journal studied James Bond's drinking rate in twenty movies and said his alcohol intake would make him impotent, feeble and prone to car wrecks. That's so one-sided. It's true that alcohol kills people but how many people are born because of it?

The Weather Channel reports record cold temperatures swept into the Midwest last week along with ice storms and blizzards. Highways were impassable. It was so cold in Chicago last night that the governor was caught on tape trying to sell a heated Senate seat.

PolitiFact gave Barack Obama its Lie of the Year award for saying last year Obamacare lets you keep your health care plan. It's no surprise. Everybody knows it's useless to hold a man responsible for anything he says while he is drunk, in love or running for office.

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