In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 13, 2013 / 10 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama was photographed flirting with Denmark's blonde prime minister during Mandela's memorial service as Michelle glared at him. It could be worse. Every day Bill Clinton thanks G0D for his life, for his family and for the fact that cellphone cameras weren't invented till after he left office.

Victoria's Secret lingerie models strutted the runways on Victoria's Secret Christmas Fashion Show on CBS Tuesday. The lingerie they market must comply with California state law. Victoria's Secret has a new wireless bra this season which comes with Bluetooth.

Chrysler announced the sales of Dodge have soared since Will Farrell's Ron Burgundy began doing their TV ads. He plays a haplessly lovable narcissist in love with his own voice. Blind people wonder why the president's doing TV ads for Dodge after he bought GM.

The New York Post caught President Obama in three photos flirting with Denmark's blonde prime minister at Mandela's memorial. All three pictures show Michelle just boiling mad. Her campaign against obesity was thwarted when her husband made a grab for the Danish.

Barack Obama shook hands with Raul Castro at Mandela's wake Tuesday. It divided Americans. Democrats considered it a polite gesture of reconciliation, while Republicans hated the sight of a foreign communist dictator shaking hands with the president of Cuba.

Nelson Mandela's memorial featured a man who translated speeches with fake sign language. It was just mortifying. Deaf people thought that Obama was describing Mandela as a man who's guilty of face masking, out at the plate, and Miley Cyrus's rehearsal partner.

The U.S. Border Patrol reported success in stopping drug cash from going to Mexico Friday by posting canine currency teams along all border trails. These dogs are trained to sniff out money. The U.S. government got them when Bernie Madoff had to sell everything.

Speaker John Boehner complained his premiums rose four thousand dollars and his deductible tripled under Obamacare. It'll get cheaper. Obamacare slaps a ten percent tax on all tanning salon sessions so in six months John Boehner should be eligible for Medicaid,

HHS's Kathleen Sebelius was ripped in hearings because so few people have actually bought Obamacare policies. The president's legacy is safe. Today's history classes teach that the Battle of the Alamo was nothing more than a dispute between dry-wall contractors.

The Treasury sold its stock in General Motors for forty billion dollars Friday. Things are finally back to normal at GM. From now on, Tiger Woods's wives will no longer face charges of destroying U.S. government property when they take a nine-iron to his Escalade.

A Colorado school suspended a six-year-old boy Monday after he kissed his six-year-old girlfriend on the hand. He got in trouble a previous time for kissing another little girl on the cheek. It's his first lesson that Puritan America offers no prizes for tapering off.

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