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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 12, 2013 / 9 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel reported record cold temperatures for the month of December Monday. Millions of homeowners have lost power. The freezing victims assumed that the U.S. government has taken over electricity and that OPowerCare was the law of the land.

The White House hired Bill Clinton's former White House Chief of Staff John Podesta to supervise the Obamacare website's recovery. He has a proven skill-set. If any DNA turns up on the Obamacare website screen, John can convincingly deny it's the president's.

The Treasury sold its GM stock for forty billion dollars, closing the books on the fifty billion dollar bailout four years ago. What a ride. The Treasury wound up losing ten billion dollars, making the GM deal by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.

President Obama created a frenzy at the Mandela service Tuesday by shaking hands with Raoul Castro. Cuba is loosening its grip on citizens and allowing more free press, more business and more private property rights. We're like two ships passing in the night.

Nelson Mandela was saluted by four U.S. presidents and England's prime minister. He was a Marxist but once he became president he let South Africa's whites keep their land, wealth and businesses. He is succeeded by Barack Obama as the world's worst communist.



Nelson Mandela's memorial drew one hundred world leaders to South Africa. What a turnout. Barack Obama began his eulogy by saying he hopes the next time so many world leaders gather that it's under happier circumstances, say Donald Trump's memorial.

President Obama eulogized Nelson Mandela at his funeral Tuesday. He spoke about Mandela's influence on his life, his goals, his dreams and his career. Six times during his speech Obama held his hand out and smiled, and then he put his iPhone back in his pocket.

The World Cup drawing assigned the U.S. soccer team to the same opening bracket as Germany Friday. They have tremendous soccer talent. If history is any guide, the only way to beat Germany's national team is to retreat to your own goal and wait for winter to set in.

Kim Jung Un fired his uncle from North Korea's ruling cabinet Friday, accusing him of faction-building, subversion and drug use and womanizing. They are so different from us. It's the same four things a U.S. congressman pledges to do when he recites the Oath of Office.

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