In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 11, 2013 / 8 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama flew to South Africa Monday for Nelson Mandela's funeral. They're glad to see him. Barack Obama always refers to Nelson Mandela by his tribal name, Madibah, and South Africans refer to Barack Obama by his rap star name, Biggie Premiums.

President Obama was accompanied by Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush to honor Mandela. You can't make it up. Nothing says reconciliation like bringing along the governors of three former slave states to lecture the world about the evils of Apartheid.

Los Angeles former Police Chief Bill Bratton agreed to be appointed New York's new police chief Friday. He did a little too good a job in Los Angeles. The city is so quiet now the only noise you hear in an L.A. neighborhood at night is whenever Guatemala scores.

The Centers for Disease Control issued a bulletin Monday urging Americans to get their flu shots with winter here. Public venues are taking extra precautions with flu-prone workers. Disneyland has give Sneezy so many shots he's now known as Lenny Bruce.

North Korea's Kim Jung Un fired his uncle from the ruling cabinet Sunday. He'd been a calming influence on his nephew. Kim got rid of his uncle for womanizing, for using drugs and for reckless driving, leaving Los Angeles with the uneasy feeling that we're next.

President Obama went on the air Saturday to call for unemployment extensions and warned of dire consequence if Congress didn't vote the money. It's demoralizing after a while. You know you've been unemployed too long when beauty is only a light switch away.

The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition published a study Tuesday saying that women who drink moderate amounts of wine have healthier blood vessels. Drinking wine benefits women in two ways. It raises their good cholesterol and it lowers their standards.

Men's Health released a report Monday urging men to have an active sex life as they get older. It says that middle-aged men who have sex once a month are less likely to die suddenly. However the chances increase if their wives are able to decipher their password.

Congress may defy President Obama and pass a bipartisan bill to sanction Iran after six months. House Democrats are terrified to defy Obama. Anyone who does not vote with the president can expect him to come to their states and campaign for them next year.

New York Satan worshippers demanded a pentagram on the Oklahoma Capitol lawn after the Ten Commandments went up. It won't last long. When the New Yorkers learn there is an oil well on the Oklahoma Capitol lawn, they're likely to say that's close enough.

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