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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 5, 2013 / 2 Teves, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Amazon reported huge online sales on Cyber Monday that set a new one-day record for volume. It's so convenient online. There's next day delivery, you never have to leave home and stomping on the plastic bubble wrapping is much cheaper than anti-depressants.

Amazon's Jeff Bezos revealed plans to have Amazon deliver packages by drones. At least they'll be delivering gifts. When Pakistanis look out the window and see a drone heading for the door they'll know they've got a fifty-fifty chance of enjoying a nice surprise.

The Youthful Cities Index named Toronto is the world's most youthful city Friday. The survey asked four questions and arrived at Toronto. They asked how diverse is the city, is the music scene active there, do the coffee shops have WiFi, does the mayor smoke crack.

The State Department admitted it spent half a million dollars last year on liquor. There's an explanation. The Secretary of State was married to Bill Clinton and her assistant was married to Anthony Weiner so the liquor expense was written off under humanitarian aid.

President Obama claimed progress in the War on Terror in his presidency during an ABC interview Friday. That's true. For eight years, George W. Bush said terrorists hate us for our freedom and prosperity and today they have to think of a new reason to hate us.



France's top porn website crashed after a World Cup qualifying match Monday. The owner promised free viewing if France won. Morale sank when President Obama stood outside the White House and assured France that the website will be up and running soon.

President Obama invited more people to visit the Obamacare website Tuesday. They are going to love the rate increases. The Obama website can handle only one-tenth the hourly volume that Porn Hub does, yet more people get screwed on the Obamacare website.

Bernie Madoff's staffers went on trial for their part in his sixty-billion dollars Ponzi scam. He took money from new investors to pay off old investors and skimmed off the top. Bernie Madoff is in prison where his job is running the Social Security Administration.

The Hollywood Wax Museum donated wax figures of the stars to ride in the Christmas parade including the Kardashians. Tourists love to touch these statues in the museum. They're made from the same wax, plastic and silicone that real celebrities are made out of.

New York animal rights groups asked a court to rule that chimps are so near human they must not to be used for research, comedy or incarcerated in a zoo. That's how liberals view it. If Tarzan and Jane had been Republicans, Cheetah would have been a coat.

Federal Express and Domino's pizza said Tuesday they plan to use drone aircraft for delivering packages and pizzas. Don't expect flyover country to play along. A year from now, hunters in Kansas will be looking forward to drone steak an hour after they get home.

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