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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 3, 2013 / 30 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The NSA spied on the porn habits of U.S. radical Muslims to learn about their personal secrets. We're such idiots. If instead, we'd spied on the Porn Hub website they used and learned how it handles ten million hits an hour, Obamacare would be a success story by now.

Black Friday saw huge retail sales in super-stores after Thanksgiving. Everyone was on their own. Two scientists were nominated for next year's Nobel Prize in Physics for proving that all molecular movement ceases when you ask a WalMart employee a question.

President Obama was funny hosting the annual pardoning ceremony for two turkeys Wednesday. Word sure gets around. When the president told the turkeys if they like their heads they can keep their heads, they took off and flew for the first time in their lives.

O.J. Simpson failed to get his armed robbery conviction thrown out in Las Vegas court last week. Despite the city's national advertising campaign that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, one thing is now very clear. The only thing that stays in Vegas is O.J. Simpson.

Iran's leaders claimed the right to possess nuclear weapons Thursday. They are one threat too late. Fifty years ago, Americans practiced duck-and-cover drills to protect us from Soviet atomic bombs and now we're doing the same drill to protect us from Knockout.



Michelle Obama urged Democrats to pitch Obamacare over Thanksgiving dinner and gave them fourteen talking points. Democrats approach health care the same way the Amish go hunting. They sneak up on a deer in the glen and then they build a barn around it.

President Obama defended his health care plans in San Francisco Tuesday. Even the left doesn't like them. Obamacare requires insurers to cover the cost of sex change operations and many people in San Francisco are angry because they only get two choices.

President Obama hit an all-time low in job approval ratings on Friday. It's probably jealousy. After five years in office, he owns General Motors, Chrysler, six banks and the health insurance industry, which is why nobody in his family will play Monopoly with him.

Best Buy advertised big sales on fifty-two inch flat-screen TVs despite threats to ban them in California for their energy use. Actually they save energy. Every time the earth shakes in California, a flat screen TV falls off the wall and creates another one child family.

The White House revealed plans to proceed with immigration reform and a pathway to citizenship for illegal aliens Tuesday. Hispanic protesters are demanding an end to deportations. Within three years we could see Americans back at shortstop and third base.

Former presidential candidate John Edwards announced Wednesday he's starting a law firm, Edwards-Kirby, which he says will represent the disenfranchised. Five years ago Edwards was removed as a prime-time speaker at the Democratic Convention because of his adulterous affair and he was replaced with Bill Clinton. You have to put your foot down.

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