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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review December 19, 2012 / 7 Teves, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Steven Spielberg's Lincoln got the most Golden Globe nominations Friday. America's sixteenth president was some character. In his time Lincoln was nicknamed Honest Abe and the Great Emancipator but nowadays he's better known by his rap name, One Cent.

Mob movie director Martin Scorsese announced Monday he'll make a documentary on Bill Clinton. The president was raised in Hot Springs, Arkansas, which was a hangout for Chicago gangsters. This is a story of how they all ended up together in Washington D.C.

U.S. Senator John Kerry was reported Sunday set to be named Secretary of State. He's a known commodity nationally. Sixty percent of Americans can identify a photograph of John Kerry, the bad news is that the majority still thinks he's the dad from the Munsters.

President Obama's address on gun violence preceded Sunday's NFL game airing on NBC. It changed nothing. One team's offense operated out of the pistol, the other team operated out of the shotgun and the winning TD was scored when they completed a bomb.

NASA crashed two orbiters into the moon Monday after they ran out of fuel. They felt it was better to litter the moon than to keep littering the atmosphere. Even the Sierra Club says it's better to have a landfill on the moon than it is to risk cell phone interference.

President Obama said Friday he will not use U.S. law to go after pot smokers in states where it's legal. The president said he's got bigger fish to fry. Anytime you want pot smokers to come out with their hands up, just tease them with the prospect of fried fish.

Donald Trump purchased the Ritz-Carlton Golf and Country Club in Florida Monday and renamed it Trump National Golf Club. There's now a chain of twelve Trump National Golf Clubs. They don't use caddies, you just yell into the clown's mouth what club you want.

Japan's voters elected the Liberal Democratic party to power Sunday along with its hawkish leader Shinzo Abe. The new prime minister wants Japan to get tough against China's growing military power but it's no cause for alarm. War between Japan and China led to the last World War, which got us out of the depression and led to a housing boom.

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