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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review December 3, 2012 / 19 Kislev, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Radio Shack introduced Text Hooks which allow parents to strap cell phones to their strollers so they can text while pushing their babies. Imagine a couple texting away while pushing their baby toward a railroad crossing. It lets you see how silent movies got started.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested Tuesday for punching a lady at a New York nightclub. She's had four arrests and three car wrecks this year. People in Hollywood are worried that her lifestyle is draining her looks, but not everyone takes as good a mug shot as Mel Gibson.

The NFL suspended two Seattle Seahawks for testing positive for Adderall. They will try anything. Some NFL players have been accused of taking Viagra to give themselves a performance edge, except Tony Romo who missed his mouth and the pill fell incomplete.

New York's mayor urged office building owners to allow bicycles on elevators to encourage Manhattanites to bicycle. Every local area has its own solution to transit problems. Here in Los Angeles they're working on a plan that will require people to drive two cars to work.

Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi called on Cairo protesters to stop rioting over his power grab. He wants them off the streets. If a dictator wants his people to stay in their homes and do nothing, all he has to do is turn the Internet back on and lift the ban on porn.

Pew Research's poll said the birth rate among newly arrived Mexican couples in the U.S. has plummeted. It says they quickly acquire separate careers and birth control. By spring they're so Anglicized they're skipping church to catch the last round of the Masters.

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner failed to reach a compromise with GOP legislators on Capitol Hill in budget talks. For four years he's been in charge of the U.S. credit line. He's the first Secretary of Treasury ever to have to ask China to stop calling at supper time.

Mitt Romney was invited to the White House Thursday to have a private lunch with President Obama and share ideas on how to spur the economy. The president served turkey chili and a green vegetable for lunch. Mitt didn't have to ask if Michelle was in town.

President Obama's Hawaiian vacation retreat is being securitized for a long stay this month. He's sensitive to people who need official news every day. To keep the comedians happy he has ordered Joe Biden to stay in Washington and say whatever comes to his mind.

The Weather Channel reported heavy rains and high winds slamming the West Coast Thursday, resulting in mudslides in California. It's the fun season out here. California is the only state that requires you to wear a seat belt when you're sitting on your front porch.

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