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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review

It was famous while it lasted: Celebrities as marital guest stars

By Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark




http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Celebrity marriages are notoriously brief but the case of Kim Kardashian, who filed for divorce from Kris Somebody after a mere 72 days citing "irreconcilable differences," surely breaks some kind of record. How is that even possible? In the first 72 days, you're supposed to still have your "A" game going: He's still putting down the toilet seat; she's still shaving her legs every day, that sort of thing.

Seventy two days? I've got Half and Half in my fridge right now that has an expiration date longer than that. Call me a sentimental old fool but I'd hope that any marriage would last longer than, say, mustard.

But just as we were reeling from the "tragic" news of the Kardashian debacle, we learn that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are splitting up.

As my friend, Amy, pointed out, apparently Demi finally realized that she had married Kelso. Amen sistah. If ever there was a case of arrested development it was Ashton, who seemed happiest in his role as the shaggy stoner in "That 70s Show."

There are some who think it was the age difference between Ashton and Demi - she's 135 years older than he is - that was responsible for the breakup of the marriage but I don't think so. I happen to be married to a younger man myself. What's it like, you ask? Well, Duh Hubby finds it extraordinarily amusing to tug on my sleeve every so often and ask, "What was Vietnam really like?"

This sort of "humor" can be the foundation of a solid and satisfying marriage. Or it can be the catalyst for someone to be "hit upside the head" as we say in the South, depending on whether or not I've had my prunes that morning.

Ashton, perhaps channeling Kobe Bryant's famous guilt-gift move back in the day, decided to make up for his alleged dalliance with a busty young thing, with a Big Present for Demi's recent birthday. But while Mrs. Kobe was presented a rare pink diamond worth $4 million, Ashton went out and bought Demi an eco-friendly Lexus for about a hundred grand. Fool, please. Nothing says, "You're still as sexy as the first day I laid eyes on you" like a hybrid sedan that looks like it would be more at home in the K&W cafeteria parking lot than cruising the Pacific Coast Highway with the wind wildly whipping your extensions.

Demi, to her credit, sniffed at the car like it was bad cheese and immediately filed for divorce. To be fair, however, the Kutcher/Moore marriage lasted six years which, in Hollywood/dog years, is an impressive 42 years.

And, finally, kudos to longtime celeb couple Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner who admitted to reporters this week that they have called off their engagement because of the sheer stress of planning a wedding. They obviously grew fearful once they realized that marriage begins at the moment of reception.

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Celia Rivenbark is an award-winning news reporter and freelance columnist for The Sun News in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Comment by clicking here.


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She's naming names . . . Smurf style
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A few swift kicks in the seat
Buy my %*&^ing book!
Shellacked in a foreign language
College degree can be had in 3 days
She'll take names, and then call them losers
I beg of you, spare the ‘Children’
Release the hoards
Brace yourself for a luxurious smile, and a big bill
Speaking her mind by pushing his buttons
She'll have another shot of mugs
Polygamy may only get one season
A picture is worth $1,000 for retouching
Not cancer, still a big fat pain
A text is worth 1,000 words
Ready for some laughs again
Now men don't have to work out either
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Add some oohing, cooing to your kitchen
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Science fair spurs on hyper parents
Cat naps aren't all that popular among felines
Nightmare in the mall's dead zone
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Ch-ch-ch-changes
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Reality show lowers her IQ to sub-dirt levels
Cuddle parties are the latest weird trend
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Fred Mertz for vice president
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Trendy new ailment not for everybody
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Shagadelic on the dance floor
Ex-boyfriends can have the worst timing
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Sound bites not easy in Southern
I swear it's not my fault
Celebrity news gets weirder, trumps all else
Driver's license? Outta my way while I get `em
Like taking Miley Cyrus tickets from a baby
Driving under the influence of celebrity
Hugged your Webkinz today?
Hate mail spawned by humor columns
‘High School Musical’ rocks to the max!
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Tell the truth, folks, we all love Paris' trauma and drama
Office gossip is protected free speech
First-class corpse
Song lyrics have only gotten dumber
Talk to the clock because the ISP doesn't care
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Who's not your daddy?
Phoning for dazzlers
Proper spelling begins at home
Sick of the waiting room
Road signs
Halt your motion toward the lotion
Sudoku's got my husband's number
One short stack of smarts, please
Spa me the kids
IRS wants us to like it so much that it smacks of desperation
Uniforms: Soul-sucking sameness
Girls' pajama parties a little different now
Welcome back for guilt-free manly man
A big boo-hoo for disgraced celebs
Girls' pajama parties a little different now
When Bubbas and hoes are extra welcome
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Gifts to kids' teachers make competitive moms antsy

Kid bumper stickers sure not ‘terrific’

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