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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec 20, 2011 / 24 Kislev, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Victoria's Secret was accused Friday of buying its cotton from a poor African country that abuses child workers. They beat kids with branches as they pick the cotton. Liberals could boycott and buy synthetic rayon, but they'd rather support slavery than oil companies.

President Obama blamed the recession Thursday on thirty years of policies that have brought us to this point. That makes everything the fault of two Bushes, a Reagan and a Clinton. The Obama Presidential Library will feature four wings of blame and a gift shop.

Lowe's Home Improvement stores canceled their sponsorship of All-American Muslim on TLC prompting Muslim groups to protest outside a New Jersey store. It didn't go very well at all. They were repeatedly interrupted by Mafia wives offering them yard work.

USA Today reported that half a million Baby Boomers have returned to college in the last two years to learn high-tech skills and computers. It's an exchange program. In return the Baby Boomers are teaching the college kids how to roll one-paper joints in a hurricane.

Mitt Romney ripped Newt Gingrich Thursday for having a half-million dollar line of credit at Tiffany's. It looked unseemly for Republicans to wage class warfare on one another. Mitt Romney is super-rich and Newt is solvent, which is rich by today's standards.

Forbes magazine said the six members of the Walton family who own Wal-Mart have a net worth equal to the poorest thirty percent of the U.S. That's how far down the economy has gone. We live in a world where people in Arkansas are the object of class envy.

Michelle Obama told People magazine Friday she doesn't allow her daughters Sasha and Malia to go on Facebook. She said there's no reason for people they don't know to know their family business. So many people in Chicago feel that way that the Justice Department has an entire division for them.

Norway cut butter tariffs after butter hit five hundred dollars a pound Friday. They blame the shortage of butter on low dairy output due to a rainy summer in Norway, as well as the popularity of high-fat diets, for using up all the butter. Butter is so profitable in Wisconsin this year that Holstein jerseys are more popular than Aaron Rodgers jerseys.

Kansas regulators on Tuesday approved a thirty-five hundred mega-watt transmission line to carry wind farm electricity from Kansas to Indiana. The governor said it'll create a lot of jobs. Ambulance drivers should make a lot of money driving electrocution victims to burn wards during tornado season.

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