In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 5, 2011 / 9 Kislev, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Postal Service released a new set of stamps Tuesday which honor history's most famous vegetarians. What a clever con. The Postal Service is gambling that vegetarians will buy up all the stamps before they begin using them and realize they are licking a horse.

Charlie Sheen was cheered on the streets of Bogota Thursday while he was scouting locations for a movie he wants to make about a Colombian drug cartel. Every year Charlie Sheen's visit is like Black Friday down there. It's when they all become profitable.

Joseph P. Kennedy III was reported considering a run for the seat vacated by Barney Frank Thursday. He's a thirty-year-old prosecutor in Cambridge. Nobody ever thought that when Barney Frank's seat came up for grabs it would be a Kennedy that reached for it.

The DEA discovered an underground tunnel from Tijuana to San Diego used by drug smugglers that's eight feet high and six feet wide and equipped with rail tracks. That's not even the worst part of it. It was paid for by a stimulus grant for high-speed rail.

The Dow Jones average rose Wednesday on news that German banks agreed on a plan to bail out the Eurozone. It would require the continent to live under German financial supervision. When you ask a German bank for a loan they reply that they will ask the questions.

Iranian mobs stormed the British Embassy in Teheran Monday and took five hostages, sparking an international stand-off. Right now unemployment is high, prices are high, morale is low, and Iran just took hostages. If Barack Obama were any more like Jimmy Carter he'd have a farm with peanuts on it instead of an economic plan with peanuts in it.

President Obama told a New York City fundraiser Wednesday that his daughters will be successful even if America isn't. He said they'll be living in gated communities when the rest of the country may not even have a chance. President Obama has a premonition his kids are going to be very rich and he doesn't even know they're writing a book about him.

House Republicans proposed a bill on Thursday designed to end the federal funding of presidential elections and national political conventions. This could actually work in the Democrats' favor. One way to finally tax the rich is to make them buy the candidates.

Australia placed Kim Kardashian on its immigration watch list Friday for conducting business while in the country as a tourist. Their zoologists classify TV reality stars as an invasive species. Once you let one of them in they take over your TV networks and crowd out all the scripted programming, turning actors and writers into dodo birds and dinosaurs.

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