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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 30, 2011/ 4 Teves, 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Parents Television Council ripped TV networks Monday for the casual portrayal of adultery on prime-time dramas. It reflects the culture. The adultery rate is so high that Mitt Romney could lose Iowa because he does not share the values of mainstream America.

Richard Nixon was described in a new biography Sunday as a heavy drinker who took mood-altering drugs, hit his wife and had gay affairs with campaign donors. If it were true we would've heard about it long before now. It's not like Richard Nixon didn't have any enemies.

Tarzan's pet chimpanzee Cheetah died at the age of eighty on Wednesday. Everyone adored the lovable chimp. The people in North Korea who were shown crying during Kim Jong Il's funeral procession Wednesday had just been told the sad news about Cheetah.

The USS John Stennis aircraft carrier entered the Persian Gulf this Tuesday. It's named after the long-serving U.S. senator from Mississippi. The Stennis's mission is to open the gulf and convince the Shiites and Sunnis that segregation can buy them one hundred years of peace.

Houston police arrested a witness Tuesday whose friend stabbed a man and robbed him of his Air Jordan shoes. The company can't make enough of them to meet demand. President Obama is thinking of invading Vietnam to secure America's supply of child labor.

Pennsylvania's former U.S. Senator Arlen Specter went onstage and performed stand-up comedy for three minutes at a Philadelphia comedy club Tuesday. He absolutely loved it. It was such a high to beat cancer that now he wants to die onstage every night.

The L.A. Lakers opened their NBA season with a Christmas Day game at the Staples Center Sunday. They gave the NBA glamor by seating Jack Nicholson, Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton courtside. It's the only sports arena where the nosebleed seats are on the front row.

The Muslim Brotherhood won the second round of elections in Egypt Tuesday. These guys raise money through merchandise sales. They market their own Muslim Talking Barbie doll, but no one knows what she says because no one has the nerve to pull the string.

The Green Bay Packers offered its second public stock offering in six weeks Tuesday to raise money for stadium expansion. The team is owned by the public, the shares have no value, and shareholders have no say in the team. Republicans are nervous that if Green Bay wins the Super Bowl it'll be cited as evidence that banks should be nationalized.

Iran threatened to close the Straits of Hormuz if the U.S. slaps banking sanctions upon Iran Wednesday. No one knows how this'll end. The Navy's been practicing for years on a way to keep the straits open but nobody's ever practiced a way keep the banks open.

Newt Gingrich continued falling in the Iowa polls Wednesday, prompting him to label front-runner Ron Paul's ideas as un-American. Newt is trying to pick up the support of GOP libertarians by insulting them. It's a political strategy known in Washington as retirement.

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