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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 28, 2010 / 21 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Steven Spielberg was recruited by Nancy Pelosi to help re-brand House Democrats Friday after November's repudiation at the polls. He directed ET. Since he has a track record of making aliens lovable, the Democrats hope he can save their immigration policy.


Britons were upset Friday by the Royal Mint's new coin honoring Prince William and Kate Middleton. They say the coin makes her look muscular and angry with bags under her eyes and it makes him look like Al Gore. The background even looks like a hotel room.


The History Channel posted the biggest gain in viewers of all the networks last year on Friday. It figures. Between the recession, the deficit, illegal immigration, the fall of the real estate market and the rise of China, there is no nicer place to live than Nazi Germany.


The White House announced Thursday that President Obama will host the Chinese leader Hu Jintao for an official state dinner in three weeks in Washington. It can't hurt that they meet in person again. At the very least it's good exercise for Obama's lower back.


AARP admitted Thursday the new health care law contains an AARP waiver that will make them millions. They don't miss a thing. We missed finding bin Laden three years ago when we didn't follow AARP's letter to his mailbox congratulating him on turning fifty.


President Obama flew to Honolulu on Thursday to vacation with Michelle. They will relax in paradise while the nation endures blizzards, flooding and flight delays. The vacation was suggested by the first family's new public relations firm of Lohan and Sheen.


President Obama vowed on Wednesday to fight next year for the passage of the just-rejected bill that gives U.S. citizenship to the children of illegal aliens. They must attend two years of college or serve in the U.S. military. The name of the bill is No Juan Left Behind.


Intelligence Director Jim Clapper was asked by Diane Sawyer Monday about the British raid on terrorists in London that morning and he looked blank and admitted he hadn't heard about it. Go easy on him. The Director didn't know what happened because he had to finish up his report calling for gays to serve openly in the intelligence services.


Defense Secretary Robert Gates warned U.S. troops Thursday that Don't Ask, Don't Tell is still law pending a review on its effect on morale. It could be reinstated. They were a little concerned when reinforcements landed in Afghanistan Friday and marched off the plane in a conga line.


Chicago's Election Board said Rahm Emmanuel can run for mayor despite the fact he leased his house two years ago and doesn't meet the one-year residency requirement. Just because something's illegal doesn't stop it in Chicago. This is the town that once came within two votes on the City Council of naming their international airport after Al Capone.

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