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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 27, 2010 / 20 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Brett Favre may end his career today against the Philadelphia Eagles. This year he's had a concussion, two fractured vertebrae, broken ankles and elbow tendonitis. Brett Favre can electrify any nightclub crowd with a castanet solo just by getting out of his chair.


The Justice Department warned Thursday that Al-Qaeda wants to poison restaurant salad bars. We can all see what's coming. Soon you won't be allowed to eat the only food that's legal to eat until you've been patted down by the assistant manager at The Sizzler.


Congress adjourned Thursday after an astounding lame-duck session. They passed tax cuts, let gays in the military, ratified a Russian arms treaty, and refused amnesty. Imagine how great America could be if Congress were only allowed to meet in December.


Intelligence Director James Clapper admitted to Diane Sawyer Monday he hadn't heard about the British raid on Al-Qaeda in London that morning. There's a reason. America's only competent spy was too busy denying Swedish rape charges to e-mail him.


Betty Ford's fired a staffer Tuesday for going on a tabloid show and gossiping about Lindsay Lohan. The Center is always concerned about patient privacy. If you don't have a publicist when you check into the Betty Ford Center they will provide you with one.


The U.S. Senate ratified the START treaty with Russia on Wednesday. The language was altered to meet security concerns. It still gives the United States and Russia enough missiles to blow China off the map if they don't stop with the collection calls.


President Obama signed a law Wednesday letting gays serve in the military. Ancient Greece had an entirely gay regiment from Thebes. They surrendered to Darius because when the Persian trumpeters and drummers broke into a swing number they needed both hands free.


North Korea attacked South Korean companies with a blizzard of e-mails Wednesday. They wanted to jam their land lines and run them out of paper. South Korea protested, just to spare North Korea's feelings, and pretended that people still use land lines and paper.


Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula chieftain Abdulazziz Al-Muqrun called for the Saudi royal family's overthrow Tuesday. He's slippery. The terrorist loves to taunt the West claiming the Americans will never find him, perhaps because he's disguised himself as a job.

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