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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 24, 2010 / 17 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House warned Wednesday that Al-Qaeda is planning to attack Americans by poisoning restaurant salad bars. How will they pull off this attack, model planes? No one ever thought nine years ago that America's last line of defense would be our sneeze guards.


The U.S. Senate ratified the START treaty with Russia only after the Republicans added language that it doesn't limit advances in U.S. missile defense. It's a point of American pride. We'll put our Germans up against anybody else's Germans in the world.


U.S. Border Patrol agents reported Thursday that migration was down across the U.S.-Mexican border but that drug traffic into Arizona is at record levels. This past week Mexico's gross national income broke even. Oil prices skyrocketed but the cocaine got wet.


The Census Bureau counted three hundred and seven million Americans Tuesday. Census workers, however, are mostly young people who are terrible at math. The homeless in Palm Springs have survived all winter by asking Lindsay Lohan for two tens for a five.


The Betty Ford Center fired an employee Wednesday after she told the tabloid press she was assaulted by Lindsay Lohan at the Palm Springs rehab clinic. The worker broke the number-one rule in rehab. She refused to serve an actress a drink after last call.


President Obama told reporters Wednesday that job creation is his top priority next year. A nationwide study said one in three women wished their husbands had jobs that were less stressful. The study said the other two wished their husbands just had a job.


Osama bin Laden was revealed by WikiLeaks Wednesday to have promised al-Qaeda in Kashmir unlimited funds against India. In his latest video he recently spoke out against global warming. In fact, he's ordered suicide bombers to drive Priuses into crowds and buildings.


The U.S. Senate voted six billion dollars for the first responders to the World Trade Center attack after Sen. Tom Coburn clamped a limit on legal fees. Good catch. We caught Osama bin Laden trying to short-sell the stock of the insurance company that covered the Twin Towers, so it was just a matter of time before the personal injury attorneys struck.

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