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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 22, 2010 / 15 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Minnesota Vikings were forced to play outdoors at a college stadium on Monday night after the Metrodome collapsed. Conditions were brutal. The earth was so hard that after the game the NFL fined Al Gore sixty thousand dollars for unsportsmanlike planet.


The FBI announced Monday that robbery, burglary and murder fell ten percent last year for the third straight year. It's supply and demand. A life of crime can't compete with a six-figure salary and seventy percent pension working for the state of New Jersey.


Senate Republicans scuttled an amnesty bill for the children of illegal aliens Sunday. Border control is a highly partisan issue. Republicans want a two-thousand-mile-long wall and Democrats want to maintain our current method of border control, the honor system.


The U.S. Senate voted to allow gays to serve openly in the military Saturday. It won't be too difficult. Gay soldiers and straight soldiers will do the same time in basic training, but the gays have to stay an extra week to learn how to hate the French.


New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson brokered a deal with Kim Jong Il in North Korea Monday. They each gave up something the other one desperately wanted. North Korea agreed not to attack South Korea and Governor Richardson agreed to pardon Billy the Kid.


North Korea's Kim Jong Il called off a nuclear war with South Korea Monday. He just never relents. In a recent poll of people hated most by Americans, Kim Jong Il finished fourth behind Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, Osama bin Laden and dentists.


King Cotton hit an all-time high of a dollar sixty a pound on the N.Y. exchange Monday, making Brett Favre's cotton crop in Mississippi worth a fortune this harvest. Still he played football in zero-degree weather Monday. Every one hundred and fifty years, the Northern states are given incontrovertible evidence that Southerners would rather fight than farm.

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