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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 15, 2010 / 8 Teves, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Minnesota Vikings played a home game in Detroit Monday after the Metrodome roof ripped open under two feet of snow. The mercury also plunged. It's so cold in Minnesota that Brett Favre was forced to text a picture of himself in long johns to the team hostess.


Russian space officials put six people in a contained habitat to simulate what life would be like on Mars. We're two months ahead of them. Lindsay Lohan's spent the last seventy days in the Betty Ford Center discovering what life is like on Earth.


President Obama's health care reform bill was ruled unconstitutional Monday by a U.S. judge in Virginia. it probably is. To the layman's eye it violates the Equal Protection Clause for a black president to impose a ten percent tax on tanning booths.


President Obama gave the White House podium to Bill Clinton Friday to sell the tax cut deal. It was a great idea. If you absolutely have to sell something nobody wants, then why wouldn't you enlist the one man who could make it snow in the Metrodome?


Bill Clinton stood at the White House podium to sell President Obama's tax cut extension deal Friday. The last time Clinton was in the White House was when his presidential portrait was unveiled. It shows him hitting on Jackie Kennedy's portrait.


President Obama reached a deal with Republicans to extend tax cuts for jobless benefits. It'll pass. The Republicans in Congress say they're thrilled with the tax cuts and the Democrats leaving Congress say they're thrilled with the jobless benefits.


WikiLeaks' Julian Assange suggested himself for a Nobel Prize Monday. Right now he's in jail on a Swedish warrant for having casual sex without a condom. Julian Assange is so haplessly self-centered that David Hasselhoff just told him to cut it out.


The Food and Drug Administration moved Monday to restrict food additives, which they claim contribute to obesity. It's economic suicide. Everybody buying a larger-sized T-shirt at WalMart every two months is the only thing that's keeping the economy going.


New York's Mercantile Exchange saw oil prices pass ninety dollars a barrel on Monday. Despite skyrocketing gasoline prices, most Californians are hanging onto their SUVs. Most of us believe that with today's economy we'll soon be living in them.


U.S. Marines deployed in Guatemala Monday to train Guatemalan soldiers to battle drug cartels from Colombia. Last month Colombian authorities confiscated a kilo of cocaine molded into a replica of the World Cup. They're unsure of the destination of the coke, but since it was in the form of the World Cup they ruled out the United States.

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