Jewish World Review Dec 11, 2007 / 2 Teves 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Love and Sex with Robots hit the bookstores Tuesday, by artificial intelligence researcher David Levy. He predicts people will be having sex with highly developed robots pretty soon. The research is being funded by Michael Jordan and Paul McCartney.
Oprah Winfrey campaigned for Barack Obama at an Iowa stadium Saturday. They're a great team. Every time Barack Obama made a point about health care, education or foreign policy, Oprah would rattle a set of car keys and the crowd would go crazy.
Tiger Woods will host the Target World Challenge this week at Sherwood Country Club. The prize money will have to be awarded by raffle this year. No one in Los Angeles is permitted to pick up a pencil and write down their score during the strike.
Evel Knievel was given a gigantic funeral in Montana on Monday. He's remembered fondly. Every six months Evel Knievel would do some pointless and life-threatening rocket flight into the sky, but he never billed the taxpayers for it the way NASA does.
Hillary Clinton fired two volunteers Sunday for passing along a hoax e-mail saying Barack Obama is a Muslim who plans to destroy America. Slandering him is a challenge for bigots. They tried to accuse him of fathering a black child but he didn't deny it.
Rudy Giuliani said Sunday he won't give up his lucrative ownership of the Giuliani Partners consulting firm to become president. His pollsters advised him to look remorseful. Democrats believe it's okay to be rich as long as you just feel awful about it.
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