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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 28, 2006 / 7 Teves, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Saddam Hussein's death sentence was upheld by an Iraqi appeals court Tuesday and he faces execution by hanging any day. The verdict was right on schedule. The day after Christmas, people always take their unwanted stuff to the returns desk.


Britney Spears got a visit last week from Child Protective Services after her hard partying made the papers. Since the warning she's dyed her hair back to her natural brunette hair color. It is a procedure known in show business as retirement.


James Brown was eulogized Tuesday after passing away on Christmas Day. He always said he was the father of disco, the father of rap and the father of hip-hop. In his memory, the Indianapolis Pacers observed one day without a nightclub shooting.


Saudi Arabia welcomed hundreds of thousands of pilgrims to Mecca Tuesday for the Hajj, in which celebrants walk around a holy shrine. There is no swearing and no violence and no sex. They can't sell the movie rights no matter how hard they try.


Phoenix Airport delayed use of the new security scanner that can see through clothes Tuesday. Women are very upset by it. You just know that a year from now the scanner will be hand-sized and free with each subscription to Sports Illustrated.


Fidel Castro was examined by a top doctor from Spain Tuesday and told he was cancer-free and en route to recovery. The man is indestructible. Bobby Kennedy used to spend one hour every day trying to kill him as part of his exercise routine.


Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had surgery Tuesday to repair the leg he broke while skiing. He was under heavy sedation for two hours. Whoever gave him the album John Kerry Live at the Comedy Store saved him the cost of an anesthesiologist.


Johns Hopkins released a study Monday saying Iran may be unable to drill any oil in eight years due to widespread mismanagement. It's an intelligence coup. Infiltrating Iran's oil company with laid-off Ford executives was a stroke of genius.

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