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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 27, 2006 / 6 Teves, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Texas Tech coach Bobby Knight tied Dean Smith's win record on Sunday. No one approached him on the court afterwards except one guy who lightly patted him on the back. A tiger trainer at the San Francisco Zoo just lost her hand doing that.


Woody Allen performed Dixieland jazz on his clarinet at the Santa Cruz Civic Auditorium last week. He's in the middle of a nationwide tour with his band. He was accompanied by his wife of eleven years, and that's quite old for a Filipino.


Michael Jackson was in Las Vegas Sunday looking for a casino showroom where he could perform long-term. The strip is always growing and changing. Three of the hotels are scheduled to be blown up just as soon as al-Qaeda has a free weekend.


Al-Qaeda was reported Sunday to be plotting to blow up the train tunnel underneath the English Channel. It would stop the flow of Muslims from Paris to London. The plan was so boneheaded it appears the second generation of al-Qaeda has taken power.


John Kerry went on the offensive against the White House Sunday, slamming the president's Iraq policy in a Washington Post editorial. He didn't do any jokes. John Kerry knows the secret to making audiences laugh and he can sure keep a secret.


Iran defied U.N. sanctions over its nuclear program Saturday as the U.S. and Britain sent ships into the Persian Gulf. Things are moving very quickly. We haven't even invaded yet and already Walter Cronkite says it's time to pull out of Iran.


The U.N. Security Council voted to put sanctions on Iran Saturday. The council demanded that Iran voluntarily halt its nuclear weapons program. Before that happens Rosie O'Donnell will announce she's pregnant with Donald Trump's love child.


The TSA delayed the rollout of the airport security scanner that sees through clothes. The machine puts a view of every crevice of your body up on a screen for all to see. It allows everyone to experience the thrill of running for president.


Taco Bell issued a report blaming the bacterial outbreak in its food on the lettuce. It had been contaminated where it was grown in California. The lettuce was barely out of the soil and it was smoking pot and advocating socialism.


Miss USA Tara Conner was allowed to keep her title if she agreed to go to rehab. The stunningly beautiful blonde will be sent to a place where she can't drink, do drugs or have promiscuous sex. Her job is to corrupt the mullahs.

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