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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 12, 2006 / 21 Kislev, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Paramount Studios is hyping its Christmas Day release of Dreamgirls, based on the rise of the Supremes. For ten days beforehand they're offering previews and charging twenty-five dollars a ticket. It wouldn't be Motown if you weren't mugged going into the theater.


The Cincinnati Bengals on Friday had their sixth drunk-driving arrest by a team member this year. Management is taking action. Each Bengal has been given one of those new Lexuses that automatically pulls into the nearest AA meeting and parks.


Hillary Clinton hosts Iowa Democrats at her house in Washington tonight, then she will fly up to New Hampshire. While she's out campaigning for president, her husband will be on his own. This is a marriage that works for both political parties.


U.S. Senator Barack Obama flew to New Hampshire to deliver a speech Sunday. He told a sold-out crowd of cheering Democratic activists that America is ready to turn the page. Apparently Democrats have learned nothing from the Mark Foley scandal.


Democratic Congressman William Jefferson of New Orleans was reelected Saturday in a runoff election. He's the congressman with the ninety thousand dollars cash found in his freezer. All the people who defrauded FEMA deserve representation, too.


The New York City Board of Health on Friday banned the use of trans fats in New York restaurant kitchens to reduce heart-clogging cholesterol. It's no problem in California. Most people in Los Angeles drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.


Tony Blair said in a broadcast Tuesday that immigrants must adopt the English language and English customs and English institutions to fit in. It caused outrage. This is the last time he'll be invited to give the Mexican president's weekly radio address.


Saddam Hussein's nephew escaped from prison in Iraq on Saturday with the help of a police officer. He was in prison for rape and murder and grand theft. Uncle Saddam always gave a new car to the niece or the nephew who showed the most promise.


The Transportation Department was asked by Muslim groups Thursday to provide airport prayer areas for them. What the airports really need are separate lounges for people in show business. On every flight to Los Angeles, all the passengers talk about are the latest bombs they've made and the next pilot they're going to shoot.

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